Caption Comp #16

Ooh, ooh, someone just responded to my post!

Locke; Why is Ben staring at that computer so hard ... Oh, urgh ... maybe I should leave.

Lateralus wrote:

Locke: C'mon Ben. Hurry up. I gotta check me eHarmony account. Helen should be getting back to me any day now.

Ben: It's something with the vertical hold. Let's see... better... no worse.
Locke: Hurry up with that, Ben, the game's on in 3 minutes.
Ben: Listen, it's not like I can call Circuit City and have them send someone out. OK... is that better or worse?

Locke: "Come on, Ben, you've been staring at that thing all morning now. Just give up!"

Ben: "Wait! I think I see something. Is it a rocket ship?"

Locke: "No, it's not a rocket ship. Listen, you either get Magic Eye or you don't. You've got me playing backgammon all by myself over here."

Ben: "No, I think it is a rocket ship. There's the moon, and I think Saturn's over here in the corner. Are you supposed to be able to see stars, too? I think I see a couple..."

Locke: "It's a damn sailboat, Ben."

Locke: So... Jacob... has E-mail?

Ben: *sigh*ug... YES John... Jacob has e-mail.

Locke: But I thought he didn't like technolo--

Ben: NO HE DOESN'T JOHN!

Thats why he has ME respond to each and every one HE gets, each and every day.

Patience, John... You must be patient.

Locke: So... Jacob... has E-mail?

LOL!

how do you get the last quote-mark to come up on here?

John: Didn't the instruction manual say you should close your eyes while using the Dharma Home Solarium?
Ben: Well John, this is how I do it, and how do you think I get my eyes looking the way they do!

'How could they do that John?

'It was just meant to be Ben'

'But his mom John? Poor Bambies mom?'

Ben thinking: I just have to keep staring intently while I figure out how the hell I'm going to lie my way out of THIS one!

John: He's messing with me again, I just know it.

Ben: I keep getting Bad Gateway... John, what the hell does that mean?

Locke: Relax Ben.....we are going to have to move the site. Go get your parka & give Jax my love...

Ben: When I get nervous, I sniff my armpits...

John playing harmonica and Ben playing piano.

Sing us a song, you're the piano man...

Lateralus wrote:

Ooh, ooh, someone just responded to my post!

Locke: Beeeeeen....you said you wouldnt be long
Ben: Just gotta finish this raid babe, wont be long
Locke: Beeeeeen.....its wonewy over here

SP,

That is funny but I had to read it about 4 times until my mind worked out what wonewy means. Then I laughed, then I was embarrassed for laughing. Still pretty witty.

But full points go to Blonde, that was clever!

Stitch