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"So John, do you think its time you stopped drinking? Hmm?"

"Uuuuhhhhhhmmmmm-bllllluuuuuuhhhhhhhh"

"Yeah.... I think so too"

Locke: " ... then on my seventh birthday I wanted a chocolate cake instead I got fruitcake, again, it was horrible ..."

Boone: "So Locke, how did that make you feel?"

Locke: "Well now that you ask, what I felt was nothing compared to my eigth birthday when I really wanted an icecream cake in the shape of a dinosaur and you never guess what I got?"

Boone: "What did you get?"

Locke: "Fruitcake! But that has nothing on my 12th birthday, I wanted a triple sponge cake with yellow icing and Mickey Mouse on top and you will never guess what I got."

Boone "Fruitcake?"

Locke: "Man that's rough, my counsellor says emotionally challenged but fruitcake works as well!"

Stitch that is priceless!! Fruitcake!!
HAHAHAHA!

Boone: "Yeah, it's totally a unibrow, man."

Locke: "Aw, geez. You sure Sawyer doesn't have some tweezers in that stash of his?"

Boone: "Trust me, he must. Have you seen how perfectly groomed his eyebrows are?"

Locke: "Well, see if you can get him to let me use them."

Boone: "Why don't you?"

Locke: "I can't be seen like this! I'm a monster!"

Locke: "I just can't believe it's you...it's really you."
Boone: "Believe it John...this is your wish...open your eyes & smile for the camera. The make a wish foundation has made your wish come true"
Locke: crying & gasping "When I sent in my letter I never thought they would pick me, but you are here...Rob Lowe...standing in front of me..."

Rob Lowe. Nice.

Boone: Hello Mr Locke, do you recognise me? I have to take you back to the home now...ok Mr Locke? Oh dear....you really should stop wandering off and getting up to mischief you know, you'll hurt yourself real bad one day and we dont want that do we dear?

SunburnedPenguin wrote:

Boone: Hello Mr Locke, do you recognise me? I have to take you back to the home now...ok Mr Locke? Oh dear....you really should stop wandering off and getting up to mischief you know, you'll hurt yourself real bad one day and we dont want that do we dear?

Is that from a film or something? Cause I don't get it.

Yeah John, my hair is long, lusterous and flowing and chicks dig it...sucks for you.

Boone: Don't worry, it happens to all men.

Locke: Not me!

Boone: It's really ok if you can't...

Locke: Don't tell me what I can't do!

Smokette wrote:Boone: Don't worry, it happens to all men.

Locke: Not me!

Boone: It's really ok if you can't...

Locke: Don't tell me what I can't do!

Hahaha, that was hilarious.