Caption Competition # 21

Miles: Hey, is this the only kind of Nuts you have, I really would like to have some Macadamia Nuts. Why don't you go and see if you can find some of those in that food Pantry? You are the only one allowed in there, Right!

Rose: Who do you think you are anyway? This is not your corner grocery store, you know. I didn't even give you them. Where did you find those ?

Sure lady, you can have them back...but I took a crap in the can...here.

Miles: "Do these Dharma guys think we're idiots? Look at this label: 'Allergen alert: May contain peanuts.' I mean, come on!"

Rose: "Great. Yeah, just what we need another comedian on the Island."

Miles: No I am not going to go sit on the Dharma Super Nanny Naughty Step ... again"

You go ahead and give your "sample" to your ginger friend over there.

Miles: So you are saying you don`t want any of my nuts?
Rose: Honey even if you had any ( hunm hum) nuts,
they wouldn`t be that size. ( looking at Miles`s right hand)

Miles::I'll give you these nuts if you let me fondle your boobies
Rose::*looking at right hand* My boobies are bigger than that or are you suffering from arthritis

Now give me back that Jar o'peanuts.
Oh, ok.
And I know you've got an invisible apple in your hand.
Damn!