Non-Sequitur War!

The television show could be called "Lots" and it would feature 800 pound men eating lots, so make sure to drink heavily and don't forget to put the toilet seat down so your mum doesn't fall in.

Don't worry I will, anyway I like Family Guy far to much to drink Pepsi.

Pepsi is the drink of the Ancient Macedonians who believed in masochism and mastodons.

Mastodon is a funny word so you'd better give in now JW.

Why would JW give in? Obviously, there are advantages to being bilingual.

Lingual had to leave early so we said a quick goodbye Lingual which tends to cause massive discharges of elergy when the atom is split

Last time I split an atom I ate a sour pickle and it made me recite poetry. (that was 3...raising the bar)

Poetry tastes nice with a low fat margarine because a new broom does sweep clean

When I sweep up dirt I always pray because Carrot cake always seems dry

Eating Carrot Cake is nice,and crickets make that noise by rubbing their hind legs together,and that, is why blonde is the queen of non-sequitors.

Being the queen is a huge burden because snow is white and I am getting tired of watching reruns.

reruns make expensive stockings look like a leap of faith that requires a stong alchoholic beverage like downunder vodka

Downunder vodka is the drink of kings but I must remind you not to feed the Stickmen.

Stickmen like a house made of cards are the reason why I feel like a stiff drink

I too am quite thirsty so why don't westop off at Poland and buy a few rolls of wallpaper.