Non-Sequitur War!

My hampster will only eat Uncle Bens Tikka Masala, but of then again we have our own goats.

Oh, if you're gonna bring up goats, may I remind you that the white zone is for loading and unloading only, unless you thought to bring a board game along, in which case, I'll have the halibut.

I never did care much for halibut however my car needs an oil change.

Synthetic oil, thank you; my cat hates to get wet.

Soggy moggies may stink, but my finger nails are getting out of shape.

Shape-shifters scare me, but paper clips are expensive.

Paper Clips you say? Now that you mention it question 67 is a bit hard.

67 is easy, but nothings as meloncholy as ripe bananas

yes, we have no bananas, but that's never stopped a Frenchman.

Now for a southern saying:

You can dress up that pig all you want but a flying cheese grater makes my butt chafe.

Yea my butt chafed once so I decided to go to my Uncle Larrys BBQ.

BBQ? Seems like a special time to unwrap my Pink Mogolian Riding Boots. But they do make my neck seem strangley Scottish.

Only a true Scotsman would deny the lemur king the freedom to chose his own train schedule

Trains every 30 second on my train schedule this will ensure that the Austraian wildlife only targets tourists

Kangaroos are great jumpers, however, I fear the rain.