Re: Non-Sequitur War!

**StitchExp626** · by **StitchExp626** on Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:09 pm

Today was a day unlike any other of the opposite sides of a right angle triangle

TheHolyStickman · by TheHolyStickman on Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:13 pm

Right angled triangles! Those are my favourite, so why didn't you go to see the peanut munchers?

SomeArztOnYou · by SomeArztOnYou on Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:15 pm

Peanuts are not actually nuts, rather legumes, hence they are more closely related to the pygmy marmoset.

**StitchExp626** · by **StitchExp626** on Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:23 pm

Pygmy marmosets are actually huge when compared to the sweet sound of success

SomeArztOnYou · by SomeArztOnYou on Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:27 pm

Yes, but nothing sounds sweeter than the song that the Great Sphynx sings when no one's around, which only happens when the penumbra from a total Martian eclipse falls on deaf ears.

TheHolyStickman · by TheHolyStickman on Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:55 pm

My uncle Jack is deaf but that doesn't mean that the Scissor cutters can't play a mean tune.

**SunburnedPenguin** · by **SunburnedPenguin** on Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:58 pm

Tunes make my breath minty if I have a wee first.

TheHolyStickman · by TheHolyStickman on Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:26 pm

I came first in the eight hundred meters but it was only because of the new gate in my back garden.

blonde · by blonde on Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:58 pm

Our garden grows like a bug in water when the wind blows towards the White House.

SomeArztOnYou · by SomeArztOnYou on Mon Sep 08, 2008 10:00 pm

The White House was actually once grey, much like Istanbul was once Constantinople.

**StitchExp626** · by **StitchExp626** on Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:53 pm

Constantinople is a place where it appears that I have to go buy some milk as the fridge is empty