Non-Sequitur War!

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by TheHolyStickman on Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:38 am

Rain is usless only Shoe polish can kill werewolves.

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by AngeloComet on Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:52 am

Silver bullets can kill a werewolf but I like good in blue shoes.

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost on Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:01 am

If you see my brown shoes please let mom know I have a bag of blueberries

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by TheHolyStickman on Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:41 am

my hovercraft is full of jellied eels

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by MollyCocktail on Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:28 pm

If an eel crosses your path its best to eat Aunt Jemima

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by TheHolyStickman on Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:50 pm

Aunt Jemima doesn't grow in the sea surround by the blue sea land sea lions.

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by Lateralus on Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:31 am

Sea lions are the reason bluffing at baccarat requires so many car batteries.

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by StitchExp626 on Sat Aug 09, 2008 8:54 am

If I had a big car battery then the new Star Wars Movie will be a winner

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by vincentthedog on Sat Aug 09, 2008 4:31 pm

Winners get Gold metals but I still like pizza on Fridays.

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by TheHolyStickman on Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:07 pm

Friday's are cool but what if a car tire fell on Arnold's glacier.

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Sat Aug 09, 2008 5:36 pm

Car tires are good for making swings, which is why I've decided to stop eating at Denny's.

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by vincentthedog on Sat Aug 09, 2008 9:49 pm

Denny`s has great breakfast that is why my hovercraft runs on poison gas.

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by TheHolyStickman on Sat Aug 09, 2008 10:58 pm

Poison gas is the reason I decided to paint half of my phonebook Purple.

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by StitchExp626 on Sun Aug 10, 2008 12:47 am

Purple phonebooks means that

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by TheHolyStickman on Sun Aug 10, 2008 9:05 am

0 = The root of all tiddlewink addictions.

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