Re: Teenage Mums rant

JWLost · by JWLost on Mon Sep 08, 2008 12:48 am

Well then, you aren't married are you? We can pretend that we are in love and that we plan on adopting an African child like Brad and Angelina.... if you don't like that plan, then find me an Aussie woman who is hopeless enough to marry me.

tracker · by tracker on Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:20 am

I'm picturing you two on one of Stitch's magazine covers. (not that's there's anything wrong with that)

You are a funny man JW

blonde · by blonde on Mon Sep 08, 2008 2:52 am

I think you may be on to something???? Stich? JW? Weedend in Paris? I love both of ya!!!

**StitchExp626** · by **StitchExp626** on Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:01 am

That sounds nice, we should get Oprah to organise the adoption and then you can do a Tom Cruise and jump up and down on her couch!

Then have Oprah's film crew showing us in Paris, maybe taking time out showing us visiting a lost dog's home and us distributing a bag of bones to those poor dogs. And then us visiting the cancer ward at the hospital and giving each of the sick children a MacDonald's happy meal each.

That would work

blonde · by blonde on Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:09 am

StitchExp626 wrote:That sounds nice, we should get Oprah to organise the adoption and then you can do a Tom Cruise and jump up and down on her couch!

FUNNY OMG LOL spit diet coke out of mouth...ok I am a dork

JWLost · by JWLost on Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:16 am

Yes! And the tabloids would call us "Jervin" (Jeremy and Kevin combined) and we would be on all the covers of the mags holding "Sucrose" our Ethiopian adopted daughter... you would need some sort of promotion in Australia so we could be in one of those Australia Ads with you saying "Blood 'ell, where are ya?" Then I would come up from below the camera shot of you from your waist up saying "I just took a trip 'down under'... you should too!"

JWLost · by JWLost on Mon Sep 08, 2008 3:48 am

..... if you guys haven't realized this yet, I obviously take things one step too far with my humor. I hope I don't offend anyone, lol, but seriously, I have a dirty sense of humor. On my bio for humor instead of "sarcastic" I should put "dirty" or maybe I should only be permitted to talk to Solarchap... after all he is the bad-boy of this site. Watch out Solarchap, I may steal your spotlight.

**SunburnedPenguin** · by **SunburnedPenguin** on Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:20 am

lol.......do we have the first forum relationship flourishing here? How exiting!

Thanks for your kind words JW Smile

JWLost · by JWLost on Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:48 pm

Hahaha, this all stemmed from me asking why Australia wants American's there so bad.... now, well... now I'm in love.