http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/-t1.htm Lost Humour. ARCHIVE ONLY!! Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:04:26 GMT 10 http://i46.servimg.com/u/f46/12/26/79/28/mainlo11.gif http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/-t1.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/blonde-jokes-sorry-blonde-t656.htm MyStarbuckHatesLost
A blonde and a brunette get an apartment together. a few days later they are talking and the brunette says;
"I found a prophylactic on the Patio yesterday."

The blonde looks at her confused and asks:
"What in the hell is a patio?"]]> Lost Humour! Sun, 29 Jun 2008 13:19:45 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/blonde-jokes-sorry-blonde-t656.htm#9494 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/blonde-jokes-sorry-blonde-t656.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/lost-comics-t220.htm MollyCocktail




I came across these today and thought they were amusing. ]]> Lost Humour! Thu, 22 May 2008 18:25:06 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/lost-comics-t220.htm#2515 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/lost-comics-t220.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/feeling-foolish-t892.htm katesawjack I went into the womens restroom at Conseco Fieldhouse, and as soon as I sat down a voice in the next stall said " How you doin "? I replied, " Okay I guess. " And then they said, "How have you been?" I replied, "Not too bad!". And then they said "Can I come over?" " I said ,Of course you can't come over ,you pervert !" It was then I heard them say, " Hey, I'll have to call you back, the idiot in the next stall ... Lost Humour! Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:04:26 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/feeling-foolish-t892.htm#14225 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/feeling-foolish-t892.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/the-speeder-t731.htm John_Vee Stopping the Speeder A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's ... Lost Humour! Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:06:52 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/the-speeder-t731.htm#11403 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/the-speeder-t731.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/mad-lost-video-t882.htm John_Vee
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YPL_e2jgHw]]> Lost Humour! Sun, 24 Aug 2008 22:20:44 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/mad-lost-video-t882.htm#14097 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/mad-lost-video-t882.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/this-is-how-the-fight-started-t740.htm Alaina Officer, this is how the fight started...I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault... So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car. . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed... and life... sometimes life seems like... suddenly funny? Well, the driver of the car I hit is a DWARF! He gets out of his car and I get out of my car. He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right ... Lost Humour! Fri, 18 Jul 2008 16:44:59 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/this-is-how-the-fight-started-t740.htm#11519 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/this-is-how-the-fight-started-t740.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/two-part-love-poems-t733.htm John_Vee Not So Tender 2-Line Poems These are couplets taken from rhymezone.com where the have an annual competition for writing the most romantic first line and the most unromantic second (Valentine Slam). Here are a few of my favorite entries... Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming My ... Lost Humour! Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:11:23 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/two-part-love-poems-t733.htm#11405 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/two-part-love-poems-t733.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/alphabet-game-get-your-fav-characters-letters-t674.htm StitchExp626 Hi all, This is another one of those pointless but funny forum games. The idea is to go from A to Z. In this game each letter must have three unique entries before the next letter can be added. 1. Aaron 2. Arrow 3. Alpert then you can move on to the B's. The rules are simple you need to post an image that corresponds to the current letter in the alphabet. However you can not make two consecutive posts but you can make as many posts as you like. The ... Lost Humour! Thu, 03 Jul 2008 11:38:58 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/alphabet-game-get-your-fav-characters-letters-t674.htm#9987 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/alphabet-game-get-your-fav-characters-letters-t674.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/six-degrees-of-kevin-bacon-lost-edition-t660.htm Lateralus in Old School with Will Ferrell

who was in Stranger than Fiction with Emma Thompson

who was in Dead Again with Robin Williams

who was in Bicentennial Man with Oliver Platt

who was in Flatliners with Kevin Bacon]]> Lost Humour! Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:23:05 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/six-degrees-of-kevin-bacon-lost-edition-t660.htm#9658 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/six-degrees-of-kevin-bacon-lost-edition-t660.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/the-a-z-game-lets-get-lostz-again-t622.htm StitchExp626 Hi all, This is another one of those pointless but funny forum games. The idea is to go from A to Z. The rules are simple you need to post an image that corresponds to the next letter in the alphabet. However you can not make two consecutive posts but you can make as many posts as you like. The image must be a character or a location used on lost. eg for the letter A, Aaon would be fine but Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje would not! Arrow would be fine as well. The ... Lost Humour! Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:27:20 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/the-a-z-game-lets-get-lostz-again-t622.htm#8533 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/the-a-z-game-lets-get-lostz-again-t622.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/bad-jokes-t631.htm SmokinMonster
First egg says 'Its absolutely boiling in here!'

Second egg says 'Thats nothing, I heard when they take us out they smash our heads in with a giant spoon!'


Two men are in a bar. One of them has a dog which is busy cleaning itself.

The other guy says 'That must be amazing! I wish I could do that.'

The dogs owner says 'Give him a biscuit and he might let you.']]> Lost Humour! Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:32:24 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/bad-jokes-t631.htm#8929 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/bad-jokes-t631.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/bad-things-happened-when-jack-left-the-islandjust-for-fun-t643.htm MyStarbuckHatesLost Bad things happened after Jack left the island AND to us while we were waiting for Lost to return. Here are some of them… AC. Beats up Lojozz for STILL not giving him his birthday present. WTF Gets arrested for Sawyer-stalking but beats the rap when her lawyer uses the “mystery island baby” defense. SolarChap Discovered to be a Cylon and air-locked by the President. (BSG fans will get that) MSHL Looses 4 more fingers and 3 other body parts (one of which is not mentioned ... Lost Humour! Thu, 26 Jun 2008 08:45:23 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/bad-things-happened-when-jack-left-the-islandjust-for-fun-t643.htm#9093 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/bad-things-happened-when-jack-left-the-islandjust-for-fun-t643.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/a-little-toilet-humor-t184.htm SmokinMonster
Unpleasant? Well yeah but it got me thinkin.

I started to wonder which of the characters in Lost would I least like to use the toilet after.

The obvious one was Hurley, but I bet Juliet can drop a real stinker too!!

What do you guys reckon?]]> Lost Humour! Mon, 19 May 2008 23:23:46 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/a-little-toilet-humor-t184.htm#1721 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/a-little-toilet-humor-t184.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/ack-attacks-finale-recap-t523.htm wtfsignmeup so here's the link

Finale Recap]]> Lost Humour! Fri, 06 Jun 2008 06:44:52 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/ack-attacks-finale-recap-t523.htm#5998 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/ack-attacks-finale-recap-t523.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/the-counting-game-lets-get-to-108-t590.htm StitchExp626 Hi all Have you ever played this absolutely pointless but funny forum game. The idea is to reach a certain number in this case 108. The rules are simple, you can post as many times as you like but you can not post two times in a row. Once you have posted the next number you have to wait until some other member posts after you. Who will be the lucky 4th, 8th, 15th, 16th 23rd, 42nd and 108th posters? OK I start 1 Stitch Lost Humour! Tue, 17 Jun 2008 05:24:29 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/the-counting-game-lets-get-to-108-t590.htm#7730 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/the-counting-game-lets-get-to-108-t590.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/what-if-carlton-and-damon-had-have-been-writers-on-other-shows-t546.htm StitchExp626 I was watching a special about Dallas (the television series) and they were discussing the death of Bobby Ewing. What happened is that they killed him off at the end of the season. When the next season aired the ratings dropped and by the end of that season they decided that killing Bobby was a mistake, so they decided to bring him back to the show. How did they achieve this, well they had Bobby's death and all the episodes of the next season be a dream that his wife Pamela had. Now if Carlton ... Lost Humour! Tue, 10 Jun 2008 05:49:05 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/what-if-carlton-and-damon-had-have-been-writers-on-other-shows-t546.htm#6546 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/what-if-carlton-and-damon-had-have-been-writers-on-other-shows-t546.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/ben-geek-to-chic-t470.htm Smokette I think it's funny how in the flash forwards Ben looks all stylish, but on the island, he always looks a bit dorky. Lost Humour! Wed, 04 Jun 2008 05:13:48 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/ben-geek-to-chic-t470.htm#5610 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/ben-geek-to-chic-t470.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/funny-stuff-t326.htm Irocz28 I am amazed at how great everyone's sense of humor is on this site. I find the recaps on the site below really funny, so you all should check them out. The recaps also include some great pictures that would be great for the Caption Competitions that I love so much. I personally recommend the "Season 4 Recap so far". http://www.theackattack.com/?tag=lost-season-4 And for those of you that hate Jack, so does the guy who writes these. So you will find them extra funny. Lost Humour! Thu, 29 May 2008 01:30:48 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/funny-stuff-t326.htm#3900 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/funny-stuff-t326.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/what-will-we-all-do-when-lost-finally-ends-in-2010-just-for-fun-t90.htm MyStarbuckHatesLost What happens when Lost finally goes off the air? More specifically, what will we as fans do after the very last episode of Lost airs in 2010? This is all for fun so everybody feel free to get in on this one and add your own! Here are some of the possible outcomes and what I think may happen to some of us when the roller coaster that we know as Lost is finally finished. These aren’t all really directed at any member. I just wrote them for fun and assigned random user names to most (except ... Lost Humour! Fri, 16 May 2008 10:43:28 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/what-will-we-all-do-when-lost-finally-ends-in-2010-just-for-fun-t90.htm#572 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/what-will-we-all-do-when-lost-finally-ends-in-2010-just-for-fun-t90.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/whos-up-for-a-line-each-t242.htm SmokinMonster There once was a lostie called Jack. Lost Humour! Sun, 25 May 2008 02:08:20 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/whos-up-for-a-line-each-t242.htm#2901 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/whos-up-for-a-line-each-t242.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/lost-haiku-s-t325.htm Lateralus I find mangos and Others
Rain falls when Locke says


Dharma rations gone
stains on a large beefy tee
Hugo, absconded


]]> Lost Humour! Thu, 29 May 2008 00:29:35 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/lost-haiku-s-t325.htm#3885 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/lost-haiku-s-t325.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/lost-star-wars-parody-t317.htm MollyCocktail
]]> Lost Humour! Wed, 28 May 2008 16:51:04 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/lost-star-wars-parody-t317.htm#3717 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/lost-star-wars-parody-t317.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/wtf-is-up-with-jack-t131.htm lonewolf

its worse than sods law
sucks man....

must be smooth....must be smooth.. ]]> Lost Humour! Sat, 17 May 2008 20:02:00 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/wtf-is-up-with-jack-t131.htm#972 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/wtf-is-up-with-jack-t131.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/a-hitchhiker-guide-to-lost-t178.htm TheHolyStickman
That would be so awsome if that was how lost ended. The island torn down to make an amusment park or something.

TheHolyStickman]]> Lost Humour! Mon, 19 May 2008 20:10:44 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/a-hitchhiker-guide-to-lost-t178.htm#1634 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/a-hitchhiker-guide-to-lost-t178.htm http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/post-lost-traumatic-stress-disorder-website-following-on-from-mshl-t145.htm Obscure MSHL posed the question what we would be doing in 2010 when Lost ends (and supplied us with possible scenarios). Well, as a therapist (once a therapist always a therapist!) like Jack, I feel compelled to run headlong at the aftermath of the post-Lost world and start attending to victims. Imagine in 2010 I set up a Post-Lost Traumatic Disorder website where victims can be debriefed, process their loss, anger, and bereavement and tackle any severe behavioural symptoms (such as the ones ... Lost Humour! Sun, 18 May 2008 06:25:05 GMT http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/post-lost-traumatic-stress-disorder-website-following-on-from-mshl-t145.htm#1148 http://losties.darkbb.com/lost-humour-f6/post-lost-traumatic-stress-disorder-website-following-on-from-mshl-t145.htm