Character Bio's

Oh & Vinnie you are a love. You are sweet like candy to my soul. sweet you rock & sweet you roll.... just didn't thing you would be up for the bio-writing. XXXOOO x 1000000

All is forgiven Blonde, it is your birthday week after all!

Great work so far by everyone!

Blonde How I would love to write yours!

but I am afraid my imaginative mind would run riot rather quickly and the results could steam reader's windows up! We'd go from RPG to XXX within a sentence!

It can't be a coincidence either that an anagram of both your names Blonde/Tallulah Raye turns out to be:

'A LAUDABLE HORNY TELL' !! which is exactly what my story would have been LOL!

I think it's best we leave this one to the professionals!

Solar-flirt, you are a piece of work. Between "bangers" & "ass-tapping" that is. I guess we better stick with Sweet Stich & the tale of the white trash hairdresser with the poodle from Garland. Tough pill for me to swallow, but TR can be whoever Stich wants her to be. I just might bling her a little & take her more Hollywood. Go take a cold shower Casanova. XXXOOO

I tell you what, stitchey has a very good sense of narrative, and reminds me of Kevin Spacey in The usual suspects, conjuring up plausible scenarios with scant information. Sticher Sauze!

I am thinking of getting him to write my latest personal-dating profile! I was on a uk dating site for 3 months with the profile as 'Come and get it!'. I am going speed dating in a fortnight and I want him to create a persona of some mystique which i can act out on the night.

If I had the job of doing PR's personal dating profile, I would make it very saucy & spicy to grab attention & it would have to be:
"I'm Brash White Trash, so Flash your Cash, I'll Canoodle my Poodle, Noodle your Doodle, & your Ding-a-ling will go Bling!"

Stitch can you turn the Lad into the Lord in a fortnight?!

Of course I can Solatchap

Young Lonely Londoner

SC is a typical londoner who liked the nightlife and the party scene but although he often saw many sweet girls his pick up lines left much to be desired. He had given up all hope on his ability to find a girl and on his pick up lines. And it was by giving up on these notions that he managed to find his true love.

SC went to a speed dating night and realised that the way to win a girl's heart was to be interested in who they are rather than who he wasn't. The first question that SC asked was what her favourite flower was. A question that bemused the girl, who wanted to know why he asked that question. He replied that his favourite flower was a white cranation because that represents love in its simplicity and form. She replied then my favourite is a red rose.

SC then felt his heart leap and said that is so romantic, a red rose represents passion and long lasting love, which is my dream.

SC and the red rose girl exchange meaningful looks and SC says ...





BUT before he can express the thought it was time to move on to the next date, Hurley's identical twin sister

Stitch you are a funny romantic!

LOL! that is bloody BRILLIANT stitch!!!!

they say the truth hurts............OUCH! haha

He had given up all hope on his ability to find a girl and on his pick up lines.

this is so true!

to be interested in who they are rather than who he wasn't.

that my friend has hit the nail right on the head!

as i read on, I nearly believed that this could actually happen to me!

SC and the red rose girl exchange meaningful looks and SC says ...

at this point, i would usually say " Go on darling, give us a smile, you know it's the second best thing you can do with your lips....."
yes I think the problem is highlighting itself now!

but Stitch! did the one bit of true romance I am ever likely to get (i.e. in a story!) have to conclude with Hurley's identical sister!?!?!?

I am still laughin over here in Blightey, cheers mate you made my day!

I say we swap out Hurley's twin with Sienna Miller & everybody's a winner.

you do like me taking those cold showers don't you! I'll be in there all night haha

Steve

I guess the best way to describe my decision to travel on Flight 815 and end up on this tropical island nightmare is to use the expression just desserts, or to be cynical just deserts!

Allow me to explain I used to work for a tourist company in Sydney that would plan and organise walkabouts for both local and international tourists. Walkabouts, an Australian activity since the dawn of time, is both a spiritual and survivalist activity that requires time spent in the middle of our great inner deserts. Australia is mostly desert with a coastal fringe of habitable areas.

To journey inland is both dangerous and amazing. Deserts that are red in colour and a sun that burns hard with no respite.



Lake Eyre, a great salt lake of tectonic origin, lies asymmetrically in the south-western corner of the closed inland drainage basin in the heart of the Australian continent. With an area of 1,140,000 km², Lake Eyre Basin is the largest Australian drainage division apart from the Western Plateau and is one of the largest areas of internal drainage in the world. And yet it is a lake that is dry and has over the last 200 years had water in it only six times. And then for only short periods.



And yet it was to this harsh wilderness with a promise of cure salvation and enlightenment that I sent that poor deluded American couple. I took their money and sent them off in a car to travel to Uluru to see the faith healer Isaac. A journey that without a guide is fraught with peril. Many a tourist and local has died in the empty heart of this dry continent. I had no idea how they got on, but their money was what I needed to move to LA to start afresh, away from my tainted image in Australia. And maybe find work in Hollywood as those movie people seem to like the good looking hot aussies.

OK, I admit I was no saint, but you will never know how lucky I am that when I first met that American couple I had quite a beard and dark sunglasses. Even more happier that before I left I shaved off the beard and got myself a new look. Damn good thing, as who else should have ended up on that doomed flight but that deluded American couple. Thank goodness they don't recognise me but I recognise them.

How is that for just deserts!!

Well, we asked for it

Stitch great backstory can`t wait to meet you on the island.
Solarchap what can I say I haven`t heard that many great oneliners since my bar days!

(Tittering & giggling and approving ‘please impregnate me’ style sounds from the girls)

Solarchap,

You are back to square one with your backstory for Dirk. I have deleted your post as it is a bit too adult in its details. I think that it might be better for you to try again and write a more family friendly version. I know you can do it!

Stitch

LOL, I thought it might not make the cut.