Re: If LOST had its own theme restaurant....

puchita · by puchita on Fri May 23, 2008 3:43 pm

Water would be served from a fountain that looks like the cave's spring in plastic water bottles.

Dharma toilet paper, dharma napkins, plates, etc.

seating would either be in a hut on the beach, in a stanky cave or in the fuselage,

smokie would randomly swoop through the aisles and of course, heroin ready and available in Virgin Mary statues.

Alaina · by Alaina on Fri May 23, 2008 5:05 pm

Shoe string theory fries .... I love that one!!! Laughing

l337Jacqui · by l337Jacqui on Fri May 23, 2008 6:07 pm

LOL "heroin ready"... Laughing

chirpey1987 · by chirpey1987 on Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:49 pm

lets build it lol

Smokette · by Smokette on Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:12 am

What about fish biscuits?

**Caged_Faraday** · by **Caged_Faraday** on Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:25 am

Would anyone actually want to eat a fish biscuit? Could they be made to taste good?

SomeArztOnYou · by SomeArztOnYou on Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:33 pm

Caged_Faraday wrote:Would anyone actually want to eat a fish biscuit? Could they be made to taste good?

People actually eat Spam and (used to) drink Orbitz soda. Anything is possible.

**Caged_Faraday** · by **Caged_Faraday** on Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:50 pm

SomeArztOnYou wrote:
Caged_Faraday wrote:Would anyone actually want to eat a fish biscuit? Could they be made to taste good?

People actually eat Spam and (used to) drink Orbitz soda. Anything is possible.

In that case, I'd like to add Moxie to the menu. It's never appeared on LST, but it has that great retro feel... and tastes like carbonated carboard.

SomeArztOnYou · by SomeArztOnYou on Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:53 pm

Caged_Faraday wrote:
SomeArztOnYou wrote:
Caged_Faraday wrote:Would anyone actually want to eat a fish biscuit? Could they be made to taste good?

People actually eat Spam and (used to) drink Orbitz soda. Anything is possible.

In that case, I'd like to add Moxie to the menu. It's never appeared on LST, but it has that great retro feel... and tastes like carbonated carboard.

My appetite is piqued now.

vincentthedog · by vincentthedog on Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:52 pm

Time traveling bunny stew. Darma cheese on 12 year old saltens and for desert dormant brownie valcano.

**SunburnedPenguin** · by **SunburnedPenguin** on Wed Jun 18, 2008 6:56 pm

Arzt Stew with Dumplings Smile

TheHolyStickman · by TheHolyStickman on Wed Jun 18, 2008 7:42 pm

SunburnedPenguin wrote:Arzt Stew with Dumplings

That's disgusting SunnyP ... But I'd still have it. Very Happy

MyStarbuckHatesLost · by MyStarbuckHatesLost on Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:54 pm

All you can eat boar and pineapple but you have to hike about 2 miles if you want some water. (sorry, we're out of Dharma Oat bars)

and there NOT a No Smokie section!

JWLost · by JWLost on Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:48 pm

LoLoL!!!

Sun's Herbal Salad Bar w/ Euctlalyptus dressing or Ranch dressing served out of the Dharma Tubs.

Jin's Sea Urchin Surprise w/ a side of Sting Resistant Urine (just butter melted).

Sayid's Captain Falafel served with "Torturous" Hot Sauce.

Rousseau's fresh catch of the day. Pork tenderloin served on a net.

Sawyer's "Crabs" (STD ref. from when Sawyer told Jack about his whores) which are Dharma Beer battered.

Dessert could be Claire's Peanut Butter Surprise, the surprise is there is no peanut butter at all.

Ben's Bunny Briquette. You could order the Orchid Sized meal which is doubled.

Kate's Taco Night Fiesta. Special drink: Ruffie Colada.

All dinner plates served with Juliet's lightly burnt dinner rolls.

No shoes, No shirt, No Problem!