What do I do for a living?

I'm changing my guess to massage therapist so Tracker will have to share his prize with me...sharing is caring!

well if MSHL can change his vote then I want to change mine too.

Vincent you are a gynecologist.

Do I win or what?

Stitch

I already know, since I've seen your MySpace. Plus, I don't think I so much want an avatar that reads "I know what Vincent the Dog does". Maybe that's just me.

But I'll offer my profession for the next round.

My profile says "Cog in the Government Machine / Aspiring writer"; do I...

a) Work at the Department of Motor Vehicles?
b) Am I in the Legislature (Congressman, Senator, etc.)?
c) Legal Secretary for the State Prosecutor?
d) Write Grant Proposals for the Department of Education?
or
e) Work for the DOT (Transit / Transportation)?

Caged, I'm going with
d) Write Grant Proposals for the Department of Education

For no other reason than I picked it at random and you list your humor as bitterly sarcastic.

If you were a DMV or DOT worker you'd have no humor at all

Tracker was right but Stitch was the funniest. Although it was a bit of a trick question as I am a Chiropractor assistant who does soft tissue work. I consider myself a bodymechanic .Alas CF I already know and can not guess.

My turn. Okay....AC & Vinnie can't play.

I now stay home with Cole (5), Carly Rush (2), & Lyla (1). Before that I was in:

1. Real estate
2. Retail management
3. Investment banking
4. Public Relations
5. Pharm sales

Blonde, I'm going to guess Real Estate.

And there's only one guess on my profession... so I feel a little premature in revealing yet.

Caged...I would go with...
e) Work for the DOT (Transit / Transportation)?

I am pretty sure I am right.

CF,

I' ve thought of you as a math/science guy. Most of the professions listed are kind of verbal/English major type.

My guess if the Dept of tranportation/civil Engineer/ smart guy job.. I'm right, no?

Blonde,

I'll guess public relations. You give a good appearance.

Big money in Pharm sales. My guess would be that would be difficult to give up.

OK, I guess that's just about everyone who's awake...

Nope, you're all wrong. It's c) Legal Secretary for the State Prosecutor.

11 years in Law Enforcement / Criminal Justice. The bitter humour comes from the fact that I've seen just about every type of human miscreant around.

But... maybe there's a retirement job waiting for me at the DOT.

I was about to guess State Prosecutor, CF. . . I remembered you mentioned something once about dealing with law enforcement on a regular basis.

So far everyone here has an interesting job. This reminds me of a rant I once had at a party, where everyone I met and talked to all had great jobs and stuff. "Where the hell are all the office drones and refuse collectors and factory dogs!?" I raged. "Where are all the people that wake up to work every day and wish death upon themselves?"

I don't get invited to many parties.

Blonde, I had to do eenie meenie between 1 and 2 so I'm guessing
2. Retail management for no good reason


Here are mine
1. Electrician for utility company
2. Night club disc jockey
3. Convienient store owner
4. Manager of Topless bar
5. Engineer at local radio station

AC...they are all waiting for lt.com to come back up.

MSHL, ideally you would be 4.

I think you are 5.