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Re: Whos up for a line each?

Post by nino_1 on Tue May 27, 2008 12:21 am

who kiss jack and make kate madder
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Re: Whos up for a line each?

Post by Smokette on Tue May 27, 2008 1:36 am

(in response to lover one)

But Ben was pissed
And said she was his
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Post by SmokinMonster on Tue May 27, 2008 1:57 am

and he wanted to tickle her udders!
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Re: Whos up for a line each?

Post by StitchExp626 on Tue May 27, 2008 2:06 am

Boom Boom!

Very funny SM, I never saw that line coming.
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Post by SamiLost on Tue May 27, 2008 2:18 am

there once was a girl called kate,
killing step dad was her fate,
she then crashed on an island
that seemed all be pre-planned.

(sloppy scratch )
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Post by SmokinMonster on Tue May 27, 2008 2:20 am

There once was a lostie called Hurley

His hair was long, shiny and curly

He put on a skirt

and a lovely pink shirt

Now he likes to be known as Big Shirley.

bom
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Re: Whos up for a line each?

Post by SunburnedPenguin on Tue May 27, 2008 2:24 am

SmokinMonster wrote:There once was a lostie called Hurley

His hair was long, shiny and curly

He put on a skirt

and a lovely pink shirt

Now he likes to be known as Big Shirley.

bom

lol! lol! lol!

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Re: Whos up for a line each?

Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost on Wed May 28, 2008 12:42 pm

samilost

there once was a girl called kate,
killing step dad was her fate,
she then crashed on an island
that seemed all be pre-planned.



But then Starbuck showed me it was fate!

yes, there's still time to vote in debate club
Very Happy
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Re: Whos up for a line each?

Post by AngeloComet on Wed May 28, 2008 1:08 pm

There was a tense doctor called Jack,
Who liked the look of Juliet's rack,
But he got it on with Kate,
(He was a die-hard Jate)
But she wasn't as good in the sack.
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Post by Fate on Wed May 28, 2008 2:19 pm

There once was a fellow named Steve
But he got mixed up alot
With a fellow named Scott
And he died on a saturday eve
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Re: Whos up for a line each?

Post by SunburnedPenguin on Wed May 28, 2008 2:23 pm

There once was this wild french chick
Who's family all got sick
She shot em all down
With not even a frown
Cos the french are all like that I think

(disclaimer - I am half french so i'm allowed to make jokes lol)

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Re: Whos up for a line each?

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Wed May 28, 2008 2:35 pm

There once was a teacher named Arzt
His handling of dynamite a farce
He wrapped it and stowed it
But then it exploded
The remnants of Leslie were sparse
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Post by AngeloComet on Wed May 28, 2008 2:46 pm

There once was a Dharma Initiative,
Who made The Island their own place to live,
But The Hostiles, alas,
Gave Ben a gas mask,
And they were all killed in a Purge and dumped in a mass grave.

(That last line needs work, I admit.)
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Re: Whos up for a line each?

Post by SunburnedPenguin on Wed May 28, 2008 3:09 pm

How about,

Then they were all purged and dumped en'mass

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Re: Whos up for a line each?

Post by AngeloComet on Wed May 28, 2008 3:25 pm

"en mass" does not rhyme with 'ive'.

As in 'Initiative" and "live".

Isn't this totally breaking with the limerick structure!?

study

A
A
B
B
A
That's the limerick rhyme pattern!

Not:
A
A
B
B
B

SBP, you're just too maverick with your poetry conventions. You're just
out there, crazy, out-of-control. You break the rules like Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon. You're a loose cannon on deck, miss! You're a live wire. A maniac.

I'm outta here. This fast and loose poetry is just too hot for this Comet to handle.
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Re: Whos up for a line each?

Post by SunburnedPenguin on Wed May 28, 2008 3:44 pm

Oh Angelo, oh Angelo,
How crazy is your comet
You dart around without a sound
Wearing an easter bonnet

Oh Angelo, oh Angelo,
I really must confess to
Liking the way you spend your day
Spouting lots of poo-poo

Cool

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Re: Whos up for a line each?

Post by Fate on Wed May 28, 2008 3:57 pm

Great we are starting our own rapbattles now? In lost-theme please

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Re: Whos up for a line each?

Post by MollyCocktail on Wed May 28, 2008 6:38 pm

There was airline Oceanic
Who gave passengers quite a panic
815 crashed down
in The Others' hometown
Hope they have a decent mechanic!
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Re: Whos up for a line each?

Post by eda on Wed May 28, 2008 7:30 pm

The following is based on a ridiculous dream I saw the other night confused Please ignore any poetic or vocabulary mistakes you may spot.


There once was a girl named Edanur,
A true lostaholic, they called her.
One night she saw in her dream,
Ben and Locke forcing her to join their team,
She didn't have the chance to demur.

They gave her a mission, sublime,
She was going to travel in time.
Then they handed her a weird hair-dryer for her wet hair,
Electric shocks were expected but noone seemed to care.
Biting on a plastic straw, for an unknown awakening, she now had to prime.


(So according to my dream you need electric shocks to travel in time ! I have figured it all out, lol)
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Post by SomeArztOnYou on Wed May 28, 2008 7:42 pm

The Saga of Boone and Shannon

There was a survivor named Shannon
Whose brother was quite the loose canon
He'd have little fits
When she showed off her bits
On the beach constantly tannin'

Boone always had feelings for Sis
And he had trouble coping with this
He flew to Australia
Said, "Hey can I nail ya?"
And now his attraction persists

But his friendship with Locke helped him cope
So he wouldn't just sit there and mope
Locke taught him to track
And trust him over Jack
Till he crashed in a plane full of dope

And she met a man named Sayid
Who helped out this damsel in need
Till a Tailie insane
Shot her dead in the rain
A thoughtless and misguided deed


Last edited by SomeArztOnYou on Wed May 28, 2008 7:50 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : rhythm)
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Post by eda on Wed May 28, 2008 7:45 pm

Haha that was great Somearzton you ! Very Happy
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Post by SomeArztOnYou on Wed May 28, 2008 7:49 pm

I should do a Des and Penny one.
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Post by Fate on Wed May 28, 2008 7:56 pm

haha Eda, maybe you have figured it all out. The island is giving you dreams? Very Happy

Artz that was hilarious lol
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Post by Caged_Faraday on Wed May 28, 2008 8:02 pm

There was a Korean named Paik
A dispicable man I don't like
His daughter wed Jin
Much to his chagrin
Now sun owns the bulk of his reich

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Post by MollyCocktail on Wed May 28, 2008 8:10 pm

There was a Lostie named Walt
Who was captured and endured assault
But this is no con
He
IS Abaddon
This spoiler is all my fault.

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