Ben Linus Facts!!
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SomeArztOnYou
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Ben Linus Facts!!
Ok, So I'm ripping off ChuckNorrisFacts.com but here we go
1: Ben Linus doesn't tell lies, he makes his own truths
2: House-flys brag to other insects that they have "Ben Linus" eyes
3: Ben Linus doesn't read books, he stares at them till they give him the info he wants
4: The Island doesn't have clocks because Ben Linus decides what time it is
5: Ben Linus is the reason Waldo is hiding
6: There is no 'ctrl' button on Ben Linus's computer, Ben Linus is always in control
I thought that this would be a fun thing to do
Would anyone else like to add some?
1: Ben Linus doesn't tell lies, he makes his own truths
2: House-flys brag to other insects that they have "Ben Linus" eyes
3: Ben Linus doesn't read books, he stares at them till they give him the info he wants
4: The Island doesn't have clocks because Ben Linus decides what time it is
5: Ben Linus is the reason Waldo is hiding
6: There is no 'ctrl' button on Ben Linus's computer, Ben Linus is always in control
I thought that this would be a fun thing to do
Would anyone else like to add some?
Hope- Others
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Re: Ben Linus Facts!!
Ben Linus doesn't do press ups... He simply pushes the island down!
GaryOC- Tailie
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Re: Ben Linus Facts!!
The only reason you aren't dead right now is because Ben Linus still thinks you have work to do.
SomeArztOnYou- On Jacobs List
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Re: Ben Linus Facts!!
Ben Linus doesn't sleep; he simply plans with his eyes closed.
Ben Linus didn't develop a tumor on his spine; he simply willed it there to manipulate Jack.
Ben Linus cannot tan, because looking at him burns the sun's eyes.
Ben Linus moved the Island with the power of his mind; the Donkey Wheel just closed the hatch behind him.
Ben Linus didn't develop a tumor on his spine; he simply willed it there to manipulate Jack.
Ben Linus cannot tan, because looking at him burns the sun's eyes.
Ben Linus moved the Island with the power of his mind; the Donkey Wheel just closed the hatch behind him.
Caged_Faraday- Moderator
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Re: Ben Linus Facts!!
Hope wrote:Ok, So I'm ripping off ChuckNorrisFacts.com but here we go
1: Ben Linus doesn't tell lies, he makes his own truths
2: House-flys brag to other insects that they have "Ben Linus" eyes
3: Ben Linus doesn't read books, he stares at them till they give him the info he wants
4: The Island doesn't have clocks because Ben Linus decides what time it is
5: Ben Linus is the reason Waldo is hiding
6: There is no 'ctrl' button on Ben Linus's computer, Ben Linus is always in control
I thought that this would be a fun thing to do
Would anyone else like to add some?
These are great! (trying to think of some to add)
CosmicJewels- Others
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Re: Ben Linus Facts!!
[quote="Caged_Faraday"]Ben Linus cannot tan, because looking at him burns the sun's eyes.
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That one still has me laughing. I hope the writers get to read these!
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That one still has me laughing. I hope the writers get to read these!
CosmicJewels- Others
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Re: Ben Linus Facts!!
The word 'manipulate' is actually derived from the word 'Benipulate.'
Before Ben Linus came to the Island, it was inhabited by a giant indestructible wood monster.
Ben Linus doesn't go to the Sahara, the Sahara comes to him.
Before Ben Linus came to the Island, it was inhabited by a giant indestructible wood monster.
Ben Linus doesn't go to the Sahara, the Sahara comes to him.
SomeArztOnYou- On Jacobs List
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Re: Ben Linus Facts!!
great post
solarchap- Others
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Re: Ben Linus Facts!!
These are hillarious. I knew this would be fun
Hope- Others
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Re: Ben Linus Facts!!
Jacob can touch McHammer.
Jacob did in fact build rome in a day.
Jacobs' calender goes straight from may 31st to april 2nd no-one fool Jacob.
Some kids piss there name in snow, Jacob pisses his in concrete.
And my fav.
Jacob can belive its not butter.
Jacob did in fact build rome in a day.
Jacobs' calender goes straight from may 31st to april 2nd no-one fool Jacob.
Some kids piss there name in snow, Jacob pisses his in concrete.
And my fav.
Jacob can belive its not butter.
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