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Caption Competition #9

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Sat May 31, 2008 1:03 am



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Post by TheHolyStickman on Sat May 31, 2008 1:21 am

Ha Ha artz
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Re: Caption Competition #9

Post by SmokinMonster on Sat May 31, 2008 1:43 am

Kate asks 'Wheres your other hand?'

Sawyer replies 'Between two pillows!'
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Re: Caption Competition #9

Post by SunburnedPenguin on Sat May 31, 2008 1:38 pm

Lets keep this one clean guys Very Happy

Sawyer; You know, I can see right up your nose freckles!

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Re: Caption Competition #9

Post by AngeloComet on Sat May 31, 2008 1:54 pm

There is literally no caption I can place upon this that is not absolutely filthy.

Given the PG rating of this site, I'll sit this one out.
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Re: Caption Competition #9

Post by Lateralus on Sat May 31, 2008 4:07 pm




Kate : "sss ooo cold hands, cold hands!"
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Re: Caption Competition #9

Post by Shamballa on Sat May 31, 2008 5:24 pm

SmokinMonster wrote:Kate asks 'Wheres your other hand?'

Sawyer replies 'Between two pillows!'

affraid "Those aren't pillows!" (love that flick)

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Re: Caption Competition #9

Post by Shamballa on Sat May 31, 2008 5:26 pm

Sawyer: "Sorry Freckles, it must be that Dharma egg salad I ate".

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Re: Caption Competition #9

Post by Smokette on Sat May 31, 2008 11:54 pm

Sawyer: "You look hot in Juliet's underwear."
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Re: Caption Competition #9

Post by TheHolyStickman on Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:07 am

AngeloComet wrote:There is literally no caption I can place upon this that is not absolutely filthy.

Given the PG rating of this site, I'll sit this one out.

Its alright Angelo, Ive heard em all.
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Re: Caption Competition #9

Post by StitchExp626 on Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:42 am



Kate, how many times do I have to tell you, Stop wearing my pyjamas!
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Re: Caption Competition #9

Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost on Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:23 pm

"I'm checking cuz' I was wearing the watch when we started Freckles..."

Too dirty?
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Re: Caption Competition #9

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:42 pm

MyStarbuckHatesLost wrote:"I'm checking cuz' I was wearing the watch when we started Freckles..."

Too dirty?

Kate: "The big hand didn't even move, did it?"
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Re: Caption Competition #9

Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost on Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:13 pm

Kate: And the little hand is...oh, its not the hand that's little...JACK!!!!!

Note to the braggers,,,even a 747 looks small if you throw it in the Grand Canyon...

Okay, I went too far again didn't I?
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Re: Caption Competition #9

Post by AngeloComet on Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:15 pm

No, MSHL. That's not too far.

If I said you must be a 747, and therefore your wife is the Grand Canyon - that would be too far.

But as I'm a more cordial and pleasant-mannered fellow who would not dare to be so rude about a man and his wife, I shall refrain from making such debased and insidious remarks.
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Re: Caption Competition #9

Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost on Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:38 pm

Modesty forbids me from further commenting on airliner comparisons.

"debased and insidious"

HMMMM, somebody's been playing with the thesaurus again. Now put that thing away or you'll poke your brain stem out.
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Re: Caption Competition #9

Post by Irocz28 on Mon Jun 09, 2008 6:30 pm

Sawyer: Kate, do you think you can do something about those "jimmy-legs" of yours? You were kicking me all night.
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Re: Caption Competition #9

Post by tracker on Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:00 pm

Sawyer: Turn your head and cough.
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