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Ben Linus Facts!!

Post by Hope on Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:14 pm

Ok, So I'm ripping off ChuckNorrisFacts.com but here we go

1: Ben Linus doesn't tell lies, he makes his own truths
2: House-flys brag to other insects that they have "Ben Linus" eyes
3: Ben Linus doesn't read books, he stares at them till they give him the info he wants
4: The Island doesn't have clocks because Ben Linus decides what time it is
5: Ben Linus is the reason Waldo is hiding
6: There is no 'ctrl' button on Ben Linus's computer, Ben Linus is always in control


I thought that this would be a fun thing to do

Would anyone else like to add some?
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Re: Ben Linus Facts!!

Post by GaryOC on Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:50 am

Ben Linus doesn't do press ups... He simply pushes the island down!
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Re: Ben Linus Facts!!

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:18 am

The only reason you aren't dead right now is because Ben Linus still thinks you have work to do.
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Post by Caged_Faraday on Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:39 am

Ben Linus doesn't sleep; he simply plans with his eyes closed.
Ben Linus didn't develop a tumor on his spine; he simply willed it there to manipulate Jack.
Ben Linus cannot tan, because looking at him burns the sun's eyes.
Ben Linus moved the Island with the power of his mind; the Donkey Wheel just closed the hatch behind him.

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Post by CosmicJewels on Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:21 am

Hope wrote:Ok, So I'm ripping off ChuckNorrisFacts.com but here we go

1: Ben Linus doesn't tell lies, he makes his own truths
2: House-flys brag to other insects that they have "Ben Linus" eyes
3: Ben Linus doesn't read books, he stares at them till they give him the info he wants
4: The Island doesn't have clocks because Ben Linus decides what time it is
5: Ben Linus is the reason Waldo is hiding
6: There is no 'ctrl' button on Ben Linus's computer, Ben Linus is always in control


I thought that this would be a fun thing to do

Would anyone else like to add some?

These are great! (trying to think of some to add)
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Re: Ben Linus Facts!!

Post by CosmicJewels on Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:24 am

[quote="Caged_Faraday"]Ben Linus cannot tan, because looking at him burns the sun's eyes.
quote]

That one still has me laughing. Laughing I hope the writers get to read these!
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Re: Ben Linus Facts!!

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:13 am

The word 'manipulate' is actually derived from the word 'Benipulate.'

Before Ben Linus came to the Island, it was inhabited by a giant indestructible wood monster.

Ben Linus doesn't go to the Sahara, the Sahara comes to him.
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Re: Ben Linus Facts!!

Post by solarchap on Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:48 am

great post Laughing
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Re: Ben Linus Facts!!

Post by Hope on Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:21 am

These are hillarious. I knew this would be fun
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Re: Ben Linus Facts!!

Post by TheHolyStickman on Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:27 am

Jacob can touch McHammer.
Jacob did in fact build rome in a day.
Jacobs' calender goes straight from may 31st to april 2nd no-one fool Jacob.
Some kids piss there name in snow, Jacob pisses his in concrete.

And my fav.

Jacob can belive its not butter.
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