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Post by SomeArztOnYou on Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:55 pm



Hurley: "Nikki! What's wrong?"

Sawyer: "Nikki? Is that her name? I've been calling her 'Barbie'."

Hurley: "Yeah, it's Nikki. She's here with Paulo."

Sawyer: "Paulo? Who's that?"

Hurley: "That one guy with the beard - kinda looks like he's made of plastic."

Sawyer: "Oh, that guy, yeah, I've been calling him 'Slick'."

Hurley: "Yeah, I don't know his last name, but yeah, it's Paulo."

Nikki: "Can't see...getting weaker..."

Sawyer: "So, wait, who's that other guy with the beard?"

Hurley: "Dude, you'll have to be more specific..."

Sawyer: "That guy from Iraq - keeps torturing people."

Hurley: "Um, you mean Sayid? He drove bamboo under your nails and you don't know who he is yet?"

Sawyer: "Sorry, Tiny, I'm really bad with names."

Nikki: "Please...help..."

Sawyer: "So, you have everyone's names committed to memory here?"

Hurley: "Pretty much, Dude. Got nothing better to do."

Nikki: "Spider...got Paulo too..."

Hurley: "See, I told you. Paulo."

Sawyer: "Well, I must say, I'm impressed, Tubby."

Hurley: "Dude, come on, can't you just call me Hurley - or at least Hugo?"

Sawyer: "Can you call me anything besides 'Dude'?"

Nikki: "You guys...suck..."
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Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost on Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:01 pm

Sawyer: Hey lumpy, She looks pretty hot

Hurley: Yeah Dude, but does she have to talk too?

Sawyer: Hey Butterball, I'll hit her wth my paddle until she stops

Hurley: Cool
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Post by StitchExp626 on Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:11 pm



Sawyer: Sorry red flag for you, official Olympic walking regulations state that you can not bend your forwarding leg. You are disqualified

Hurley: Man and she is only metres from the finish line!

Sawyer: It is the Jane Saville story all over again
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Post by Lateralus on Mon Jun 30, 2008 6:10 pm



Hugo : "Are you Ok?"

Nikki : "Yeah, i'm fine. Me and two of my freinds where just changing lgiht-bulbs."

Sawyer : "then why are you so dizzy?"

Nikki : "I had to hold the light-bulb while the other two held me and spun me around"
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Post by Irocz28 on Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:25 pm

Sawyer and Hurley (talking): Oh no.... are you ok?

Josh and Jorge (thinking): Thank god they killed her off already.
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Post by Smokette on Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:18 pm

Sawyer: What's she doin?

Hurley: The Thriller, dude!
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