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Post by Alaina on Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:44 pm

Officer, this is how the fight started...I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault...

So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car. . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed... and life... sometimes life seems like... suddenly funny?

Well, the driver of the car I hit is a DWARF!

He gets out of his car and I get out of my car. He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close at me he looks up in my face and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

And I don't know what possessed me, officer, but I look down at him and I said, 'Well, if you're not Happy -- which one are you?'...

and that's when the fight started...
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Post by John_Vee on Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:37 pm

Love it lmao
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Post by nino_1 on Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:49 pm

lol!
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Post by Alaina on Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:02 am

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Cool it worked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These are my favorite shows.... Yes I know NASCAR is there!!!

I am and odd sort of Geek Laughing I love Nascar, What can you say I was born and raised in Georgia and I now live in North Carolina the home of Nascar.(see MSHL post for local spots) More embarrassing info I have a #9 License plate on my car.
My husband can not get over how his wonderfully geeky cool wife is into Nascar either Shocked .
(fast cars and cute guys see Kasey below Smile )
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Post by StitchExp626 on Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:04 pm

Love the joke, reminded me of the scene from Enchanted ... Grumpy?

lol

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Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost on Sun Jul 20, 2008 7:11 am

Alaina, I'll never get the fascination people have with NASCAR. As George Carlin once said "go fast, turn left, any redneck can do that..."

Now race open-wheeled Indy cars through the downtown of a major city...THAT'S racing!
Very Happy
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Post by AngeloComet on Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:49 am

MSHL - Speed Racer is racing (you know that! you know it's the best film ever!).
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Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost on Sun Jul 20, 2008 2:30 pm

Yes, I am waiting for the CItizen Kane Versus Speed Racer sequel to come out
Harold Perrineau will play Charles Foster Kane Racer driving the Mach-1941

"ROSEBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!!! ROSEBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!!!"

It will be brilliant!

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