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Non-Sequitur War!

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:27 pm

I've really enjoyed all the muffins and the fine tapestries. Perhaps you should sell some of those thumbtacks.


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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by Caged_Faraday on Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:26 pm

I'm not exactly sure how a "non-sequitor war" works, but here's one actually said by a co-worker, some 15 years ago:

And speaking of drinks, I don't get paid enough to jump up and down in this dumpster.

For the record, I don't even think anyone mentioned drinks... so it was a sort of double-non-sequitor.

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by nino_1 on Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:43 pm

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by SunburnedPenguin on Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:40 am

I have no idea what a non-sequitor is, but I do enjoy the odd spot of gardening.

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:39 pm

It's especially nice that you brought extra sandwiches.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by StitchExp626 on Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:49 pm

Nitrogen is not found in Antartica because it is not found in a free state

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by wtfsignmeup on Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:20 pm

Thats why I shop on Sundays.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:20 pm

Catgut is not made from the intestines of cats - usually sheep or goat - occasionally horse.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by CosmicJewels on Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:38 pm

Non Sequitur
The phrase "non sequitur" is latin for "it does not follow." If an inference is made that does not logically follow from the premises of the preceding argument, then the inference is a non sequitur.

Though the term "non sequitur" can be used broadly as an informal fallacy to describe any unwarranted conclusion, it is most often used when a statement openly contradicts itself and makes no sense.

Here are some examples of some obvious non sequiturs. The first example gives two premises and a conclusion which does not follow. The second example gives two statements found in the same argument which contradict each other:

1. All cows graze in fields
2. All cows see the moon at night
C. All cows can jump over the moon

1. The solution to this dilemma is obvious
2. Only experts have sufficient knowledge to assess the solution to this dilemma
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:16 pm

That rug really tied the room together, didn't it?
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by Lateralus on Wed Aug 06, 2008 5:42 pm

Damn you SAOY, why Ginger Spice WHHHHhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!.... *sob* *sob* *sob* Sad



But without all this bran in my raisins, i would have sold that paddle-boat by next October.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by SunburnedPenguin on Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:06 pm

Paddle boat you say??? I was shopping the other day and frozen peas are down in price!

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by Lateralus on Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:40 pm

AAwwww peas!?!?! But I was going into Tashi Station to pick up some power converters!
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by Caged_Faraday on Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:52 pm

Power converters?!? But you look so lovely in the green dress.

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by SunburnedPenguin on Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:55 pm

Green hats look better on sheep than on hamsters, but that depends if you like curry or not.

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by Lateralus on Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:00 pm

My hampster will only eat Uncle Bens Tikka Masala, but of then again we have our own goats.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:17 pm

Oh, if you're gonna bring up goats, may I remind you that the white zone is for loading and unloading only, unless you thought to bring a board game along, in which case, I'll have the halibut.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by MollyCocktail on Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:28 pm

I never did care much for halibut however my car needs an oil change.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by Caged_Faraday on Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:34 pm

Synthetic oil, thank you; my cat hates to get wet.

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by SunburnedPenguin on Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:35 pm

Soggy moggies may stink, but my finger nails are getting out of shape.

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by MollyCocktail on Wed Aug 06, 2008 7:41 pm

Shape-shifters scare me, but paper clips are expensive.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by TheHolyStickman on Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:27 pm

Paper Clips you say? Now that you mention it question 67 is a bit hard.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by SunburnedPenguin on Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:02 pm

67 is easy, but nothings as meloncholy as ripe bananas

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by Lateralus on Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:06 pm

yes, we have no bananas, but that's never stopped a Frenchman.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost on Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:12 pm

Now for a southern saying:

You can dress up that pig all you want but a flying cheese grater makes my butt chafe.
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