Caption Competition #9
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Smokette
Shamballa
Lateralus
AngeloComet
SunburnedPenguin
SmokinMonster
TheHolyStickman
SomeArztOnYou
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Caption Competition #9
"Oh, come on, Kate. You always have a headache. Isn't there any Dharma Aspirin around here?"
SomeArztOnYou- On Jacobs List
- Number of posts : 800
Age : 43
Location : Pennsylvania, USA
Humor : Dry
Registration date : 2008-05-16
Character sheet
Name: Otto Hanren
Re: Caption Competition #9
Ha Ha artz
TheHolyStickman- The Chosen Ones
- Number of posts : 1115
Age : 29
Location : Norfolk England
Humor : Witty
Registration date : 2008-05-18
Character sheet
Name: Roger Gilmour
Re: Caption Competition #9
Kate asks 'Wheres your other hand?'
Sawyer replies 'Between two pillows!'
Sawyer replies 'Between two pillows!'
SmokinMonster- Lostie
- Number of posts : 61
Age : 53
Location : Glasgow, Scotland
Humor : Lavatorial
Registration date : 2008-05-19
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Name:
Re: Caption Competition #9
Lets keep this one clean guys
Sawyer; You know, I can see right up your nose freckles!
Sawyer; You know, I can see right up your nose freckles!
SunburnedPenguin- Admin
- Number of posts : 1411
Age : 49
Location : Near Cardiff
Humor : You'll get used to it :)
Registration date : 2008-04-14
Character sheet
Name: Kudos Manilla
Re: Caption Competition #9
There is literally no caption I can place upon this that is not absolutely filthy.
Given the PG rating of this site, I'll sit this one out.
Given the PG rating of this site, I'll sit this one out.
AngeloComet- On Jacobs List
- Number of posts : 626
Age : 46
Location : Manchester, United Kingdom
Humor : Dry and witty. Like my women.
Registration date : 2008-05-13
Character sheet
Name: Jack
Re: Caption Competition #9
Kate : "sss ooo cold hands, cold hands!"
Lateralus- On Jacobs List
- Number of posts : 526
Age : 46
Location : Little Rock, AR
Humor : "I hate you Milkman Dan"
Registration date : 2008-05-16
Character sheet
Name: Lateralus Finn
Re: Caption Competition #9
SmokinMonster wrote:Kate asks 'Wheres your other hand?'
Sawyer replies 'Between two pillows!'
"Those aren't pillows!" (love that flick)
Shamballa- Moderator
- Number of posts : 621
Age : 57
Location : Indy, USA
Humor : Only on Tuesdays
Registration date : 2008-05-15
Character sheet
Name: Mat Deade
Re: Caption Competition #9
Sawyer: "Sorry Freckles, it must be that Dharma egg salad I ate".
Shamballa- Moderator
- Number of posts : 621
Age : 57
Location : Indy, USA
Humor : Only on Tuesdays
Registration date : 2008-05-15
Character sheet
Name: Mat Deade
Re: Caption Competition #9
Sawyer: "You look hot in Juliet's underwear."
Smokette- Others
- Number of posts : 165
Age : 47
Location : Philadelphia
Humor : Dry. Very Dry.
Registration date : 2008-05-21
Character sheet
Name: Colleen
Re: Caption Competition #9
AngeloComet wrote:There is literally no caption I can place upon this that is not absolutely filthy.
Given the PG rating of this site, I'll sit this one out.
Its alright Angelo, Ive heard em all.
TheHolyStickman- The Chosen Ones
- Number of posts : 1115
Age : 29
Location : Norfolk England
Humor : Witty
Registration date : 2008-05-18
Character sheet
Name: Roger Gilmour
Re: Caption Competition #9
Kate, how many times do I have to tell you, Stop wearing my pyjamas!
StitchExp626- Moderator
- Number of posts : 794
Age : 49
Location : Melbourne Australia
Registration date : 2008-05-14
Character sheet
Name: Steve
Re: Caption Competition #9
"I'm checking cuz' I was wearing the watch when we started Freckles..."
Too dirty?
Too dirty?
Re: Caption Competition #9
MyStarbuckHatesLost wrote:"I'm checking cuz' I was wearing the watch when we started Freckles..."
Too dirty?
Kate: "The big hand didn't even move, did it?"
SomeArztOnYou- On Jacobs List
- Number of posts : 800
Age : 43
Location : Pennsylvania, USA
Humor : Dry
Registration date : 2008-05-16
Character sheet
Name: Otto Hanren
Re: Caption Competition #9
Kate: And the little hand is...oh, its not the hand that's little...JACK!!!!!
Note to the braggers,,,even a 747 looks small if you throw it in the Grand Canyon...
Okay, I went too far again didn't I?
Note to the braggers,,,even a 747 looks small if you throw it in the Grand Canyon...
Okay, I went too far again didn't I?
Re: Caption Competition #9
No, MSHL. That's not too far.
If I said you must be a 747, and therefore your wife is the Grand Canyon - that would be too far.
But as I'm a more cordial and pleasant-mannered fellow who would not dare to be so rude about a man and his wife, I shall refrain from making such debased and insidious remarks.
If I said you must be a 747, and therefore your wife is the Grand Canyon - that would be too far.
But as I'm a more cordial and pleasant-mannered fellow who would not dare to be so rude about a man and his wife, I shall refrain from making such debased and insidious remarks.
AngeloComet- On Jacobs List
- Number of posts : 626
Age : 46
Location : Manchester, United Kingdom
Humor : Dry and witty. Like my women.
Registration date : 2008-05-13
Character sheet
Name: Jack
Re: Caption Competition #9
Modesty forbids me from further commenting on airliner comparisons.
"debased and insidious"
HMMMM, somebody's been playing with the thesaurus again. Now put that thing away or you'll poke your brain stem out.
"debased and insidious"
HMMMM, somebody's been playing with the thesaurus again. Now put that thing away or you'll poke your brain stem out.
Re: Caption Competition #9
Sawyer: Kate, do you think you can do something about those "jimmy-legs" of yours? You were kicking me all night.
Irocz28- Others
- Number of posts : 226
Age : 41
Location : Northern PA
Humor : Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Seinfeld
Registration date : 2008-05-15
Character sheet
Name: Frogurt
Re: Caption Competition #9
Sawyer: Turn your head and cough.
tracker- Others
- Number of posts : 237
Age : 67
Location : Charleston, SC
Humor : Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns.......Archie Bunker
Registration date : 2008-05-14
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