Caption Comp #16

Ooh, ooh, someone just responded to my post!

Locke; Why is Ben staring at that computer so hard ... Oh, urgh ... maybe I should leave.

Lateralus wrote:

Locke: C'mon Ben. Hurry up. I gotta check me eHarmony account. Helen should be getting back to me any day now.

Ben: It's something with the vertical hold. Let's see... better... no worse.
Locke: Hurry up with that, Ben, the game's on in 3 minutes.
Ben: Listen, it's not like I can call Circuit City and have them send someone out. OK... is that better or worse?

Locke: "Come on, Ben, you've been staring at that thing all morning now. Just give up!"

Ben: "Wait! I think I see something. Is it a rocket ship?"

Locke: "No, it's not a rocket ship. Listen, you either get Magic Eye or you don't. You've got me playing backgammon all by myself over here."

Ben: "No, I think it is a rocket ship. There's the moon, and I think Saturn's over here in the corner. Are you supposed to be able to see stars, too? I think I see a couple..."

Locke: "It's a damn sailboat, Ben."

Locke: So... Jacob... has E-mail?

Ben: *sigh*ug... YES John... Jacob has e-mail.

Locke: But I thought he didn't like technolo--

Ben: NO HE DOESN'T JOHN!

Thats why he has ME respond to each and every one HE gets, each and every day.

Patience, John... You must be patient.

Locke: So... Jacob... has E-mail?

LOL!

how do you get the last quote-mark to come up on here?

John: Didn't the instruction manual say you should close your eyes while using the Dharma Home Solarium?
Ben: Well John, this is how I do it, and how do you think I get my eyes looking the way they do!

'How could they do that John?

'It was just meant to be Ben'

'But his mom John? Poor Bambies mom?'

Ben thinking: I just have to keep staring intently while I figure out how the hell I'm going to lie my way out of THIS one!

John: He's messing with me again, I just know it.

Ben: I keep getting Bad Gateway... John, what the hell does that mean?

Locke: Relax Ben.....we are going to have to move the site. Go get your parka & give Jax my love...

Ben: When I get nervous, I sniff my armpits...

John playing harmonica and Ben playing piano.

Sing us a song, you're the piano man...

Lateralus wrote:

Ooh, ooh, someone just responded to my post!

Locke: Beeeeeen....you said you wouldnt be long
Ben: Just gotta finish this raid babe, wont be long
Locke: Beeeeeen.....its wonewy over here

SP,

That is funny but I had to read it about 4 times until my mind worked out what wonewy means. Then I laughed, then I was embarrassed for laughing. Still pretty witty.

But full points go to Blonde, that was clever!

Stitch

Thanks Stich!

Ben Typing - No MSHL the flight crash was intended! Destiny had nothing to do with this.

Ben" come on, come on, there, there`s a bubble and another and oh never mind that was just my eyeball sweat hitting the water." Locke " Told ya a watched pot never boils, creepy eyes."

Locke: So the whole reason you went to the future, was to bring back a Playstation 7?

Ben: Yup.

How many times can one person watch Xanadu?

And this picture is me and cousin Billy at the Grand canyon...and this one is Me and Aunt Margie and Aunt Kitty outside of Paramount Sudios...Aunt Margie had a lighter incident so you can't really see its her under the bandages but it is...and this is my cat Mr. Toodles chasing the laser pointer around the kitchen floor...Mr. Toodles was so cute...I wish I hadn't teleported him to Toledo Ohio...and this one is...