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Post by Alaina on Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:13 pm

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan Officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for
The loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank.
She has the Title, and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at
The blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 Loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz
into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000
and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, 'Miss, we are very happy to have had
your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and
found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?'
The blonde rep lies, 'Where else in New York City can I
park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there
when I return?'

Finally, a smart blonde joke.
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Post by blonde on Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:17 pm

Yeah Alaina!!! I love it. Can we lock the thread on this note SBP?
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Post by Alaina on Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:55 am

I put that on here just for you
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Post by blonde on Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:43 am

Awwwwww. You are a love!!!!! Thanks. I have your back next time Smile
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Post by John_Vee on Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:59 pm

What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot
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Post by SamiLost on Thu Sep 11, 2008 1:17 pm

CF: I am at work now, with a headphone on and loud music. I read your joke and laughed out loud. I didn't realize that i did laugh so loud because of the music in my ears until i saw my friends looking at me in astonishment and waving at me and asking me to share the joke! It was embarrassing. Sad Maybe it was God's punishment to me for laughing at that joke!!! LOL
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Post by JWLost on Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:50 pm

Alaina wrote:A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan Officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for
The loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500.

The car is parked on the street in front of the bank.
She has the Title, and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at
The blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 Loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz
into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000
and the interest, which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, 'Miss, we are very happy to have had
your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and
found that you are a multimillionaire.

What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?'
The blonde rep lies, 'Where else in New York City can I
park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there
when I return?'

Finally, a smart blonde joke.

Alaina, that is a very clever joke, I liked it a lot! I can't wait to tell it to my old boss. She will love it.
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Post by TheHolyStickman on Thu Sep 11, 2008 9:19 pm

John_Vee wrote:What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot

That was good John, I love the one liners.
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