A NEW KIND OF PICTURE WAR 2...MOST USELESS THINGS TO GIVE SOMEONE STRANDED ON THE LOST ISLAND

vincentthedog wrote:
Sexy...yes

Really? Am I supposed to like this when I'm older?

No HSM, no you are not lol.....they are the kind of shoes men buy for thier girlfriends who look upon them with fear!!

or ladies who dance on metal poles

TheHolyStickman wrote:

vincentthedog wrote:
Sexy...yes

Really? Am I supposed to like this when I'm older?

YES, HSM you are...save your dollar bills (aka Pound notes/Euros), you'll need them in 5-7 years

SunburnedPenguin wrote:No HSM, no you are not lol.....they are the kind of shoes men buy for thier girlfriends who look upon them with fear!!

Then how come every girl I date has a shoe fetish? Or am I the one with the foot fetish?
Oh well HSM do not get any fetishes or womens shoes, hell stay away from women.

Yes, Vincent, you are the one with the fetish...but you got it through exposure to women.


The average woman in the US ownes 34 pairs of shoes...the average guy: 5

I have 2 tennis shoes, 2 casual dress, 1 for work and a pair for my tux.
My Starbuck has about 60 pair.

It is a chick thing.

a really weird chick thing.

but back to the topic at hand

Right thanks for all the advice, so I won't buy the shoes for anyone - SunnyP. Unless they dance on metal poles - Thanks Lat. But I should actually like them and save up my money to buy them for someone, but according to SunnyP don't give them to anyone, so I have to wear the shoes myself. - Cheers MSHL. And Vinnie says I shouldn't go near any woman with those shoes on, nope infact I shouldn't go near women at all and I should start looking for a boyfriend now, or alternattivley not date anyone. - Great VTD. And MSHL thanks again for the insight on the shoe crisis we have at the moment. Woman NEVER have enough shoes.

Great thanks guys, I'm sure you'll all be interested to see how I turn out if I take all your advice.

lol HSM, thats why we love ya

HSM, don't listen to VIncent, he is a dog, after all.

Do go near women! In fact, if you can go near women right now at your age you'll already have great stories to tell when you go to college.

And you ARE going to college! No, I don't want to hear it...you are going to college and that's it.

Me and all of your mums and dads here at the site have talked it over and we decided that you're going. And no party schools either. Some place like Cambridge or M.I.T. or Harvard.

Yeah, that's it

And SP is gonna pay for it too.

Now go to your room and don't come out until you have a good theory for us!



Dear God forgive us, we're gonna ruin a perfectly good kid with our insane posts.

Oh well...

I'm off to New Orleans for a week of drunken debautchery

Mummies, why does Daddy always have to go away for?

Setting a real good example for me there MSHL, Desert your family for a 'week' and come back a month late still drunk with some other woman you picked up there.

No, no, no...I'm taking my Starbuck with me.

Its a "buisness trip" Yeah, that's it...

and she's gonna get me drunk

and pick me up

and then drag me back to the room

and wipe the slobber off my chin

okay, so I don't drink much

and by the way son...
NO PARTIES WHILE WE'RE GONE!

Ok Daddy...

Quick they're gone you can come out now!

double post
oops, my bad