Caption Competition # 21

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Caption Competition # 21

Post by katesawjack on Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:05 pm



Miles: Hey, is this the only kind of Nuts you have, I really would like to have some Macadamia Nuts. Why don't you go and see if you can find some of those in that food Pantry? You are the only one allowed in there, Right!

Rose: Who do you think you are anyway? This is not your corner grocery store, you know. I didn't even give you them. Where did you find those ?


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Re: Caption Competition # 21

Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost on Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:09 pm

Sure lady, you can have them back...but I took a crap in the can...here.
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Re: Caption Competition # 21

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:10 pm



Miles: "Do these Dharma guys think we're idiots? Look at this label: 'Allergen alert: May contain peanuts.' I mean, come on!"

Rose: "Great. Yeah, just what we need another comedian on the Island."
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Re: Caption Competition # 21

Post by StitchExp626 on Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:19 pm



Miles: No I am not going to go sit on the Dharma Super Nanny Naughty Step ... again"
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Re: Caption Competition # 21

Post by Lateralus on Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:48 am


You go ahead and give your "sample" to your ginger friend over there.
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Re: Caption Competition # 21

Post by vincentthedog on Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:39 am



Miles: So you are saying you don`t want any of my nuts?
Rose: Honey even if you had any ( hunm hum) nuts,
they wouldn`t be that size. ( looking at Miles`s right hand)
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Re: Caption Competition # 21

Post by John_Vee on Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:25 pm

Miles::I'll give you these nuts if you let me fondle your boobies
Rose::*looking at right hand* My boobies are bigger than that or are you suffering from arthritis
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Re: Caption Competition # 21

Post by TheHolyStickman on Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:40 pm

Now give me back that Jar o'peanuts.
Oh, ok.
And I know you've got an invisible apple in your hand.
Damn!
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