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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by blonde on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:02 am

MSHL, are you going to reveal?
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:05 am

not on the first date!

Okay.
I am actually two of those things

I have been a club and mobile DJ for almost 30 years

And I manage a topless club.

HSM, that means there is no roof on the club

for the rest of you (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:06 am

Okay, my turn:

Which of the following professions most closely fits what I do for a living?

a) Commercial artist/Web designer
2) Full-time student
III) Newspaper editor
Δ) Retail manager
ə) Waste removal specialist
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:09 am

III, no wait, upside down e thingy.,..no no. delta...
okay fine
a)

I changed my mind...you are Lena Horne
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Post by blonde on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:10 am

Starbuck!!!! Shame on you!
Arzt: I will go with 2. That would give you time to be in a band as well.
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by tracker on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:16 am

MyStarbuckHatesLost wrote:not on the first date!

Okay.
I am actually two of those things

I have been a club and mobile DJ for almost 30 years

And I manage a topless club.

HSM, that means there is no roof on the club

for the rest of you (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

So you've been posting and making avatars while at work? What if one the girls needed help with her...er...um... counting money. What then Mr. Fancy pants?
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:17 am

MyStarbuckHatesLost wrote:upside down e thingy

It's called a schwa.
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by vincentthedog on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:21 am

I guess retail manager someartzonyou.
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:22 am

Blonde, what's wrong with being a dj?


A little clarification;
It was the best job in the world for the first five minutes of the first night...after that it became flipping burgers with 30 psychotic people.

Besides, it all balances out since my Starbuck has the molecular biologist/marine biologist thingy going for her...it make me look more smarterish.

And yes Tracker, I do make avatars at work. I love pizza but make me eat it 30 times a night and I won't stand it after a few days.

And most of the girls need help counting fingers...ain't the most intellectual group I've ever dealt with.
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:23 am

Three guesses in so far - not enough. I will not reveal it yet...
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:24 am

And I'm not quite sure what MSHL's official guess was anyway...
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by blonde on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:29 am

MSHL.....I am not judging Smile
XXXOOO
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by tracker on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:29 am

SomeArztOnYou:

I now realize that I've become my father. He thinks I'm an electrical engineer when I change the clock time from the flashing 12:00pm on his VCR.

I now assume anyone who knows how to type a "Schwa" must be some sort of savant. Therefore you are a commercial artist!
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:31 am

You are a big tease SomeArzt...shall I guess again?
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:32 am

MY guess was rightside up a
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:33 am

All right, that's enough guesses then...

And the winner is....vincentthedog

Yup, retail manager. Not too exciting.

And, as for the schwa, tracker, I don't know how to type it. I copied and pasted.
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:35 am

Irony of ironies: I have no idea what a schwa is but I am an aspiring commercial artist

And I am a retail manager of boobies
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:38 am

From Wikipedia:

In linguistics, specifically phonetics and phonology, schwa can mean:

* An unstressed and toneless neutral vowel sound in any language, often but not necessarily a mid-central vowel. Such vowels are often transcribed with the symbol /ə/, regardless of their actual phonetic value.
* The mid-central vowel sound (rounded or unrounded) in the middle of the vowel chart, stressed or unstressed. In IPA phonetic transcription, it is written as /ə/. In this case the term mid-central vowel may be used instead of schwa to avoid ambiguity.
* The Latin letter ə and the Cyrillic letter ә (see their respective articles).
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by blonde on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:38 am

Arzt...what kind of retail?
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:39 am

Human organs. Black market. Keep it between you and me, okay?
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:41 am

But seriously, let's just say the mangos, papayas, and coconuts on the Island hit close to home.
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by vincentthedog on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:42 am

I Win Again!!! Someone better make me a cool avatar (hint, hint) lol!
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:46 am

I will make you one Vincent...boobies or no boobies?
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by blonde on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:47 am

Vinnie...you never guessed for me Sad
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Re: What do I do for a living?

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:50 am

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