Non-Sequitur War!

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by blonde on Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:06 pm

Spacemen is a sexist term. It makes me mad at my mother.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by TheHolyStickman on Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:15 pm

My mother made the most wonderful cake last night, but the golden parrot didn't appear on QI last night.
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Post by Lateralus on Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:52 pm

Your golden parrot can go ahead and type my memoirs.
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Post by katesawjack on Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:01 pm

My memoirs would fill hundreds of books,and everytime Beethoven sat down to compose music he poured ice water over his head.
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Post by StitchExp626 on Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:29 pm

Although Daniel Faraday is a head case it appears that the weather tomorrow is dry

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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:47 pm

The Antofagasta region in Chile gets an average of 1 mm of rainfall per year, so I'm gonna shave off my eyebrows - Pink Floyd style.
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Post by StitchExp626 on Sat Aug 23, 2008 12:53 pm

The next time I listen to a pink floyd album the square root of 16 will be equal to capital of England

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Post by Lateralus on Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:02 pm

When the Olympics come to England, be ready for a paper-clip shortage.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by SomeArztOnYou on Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:45 am

Paper clips can be used for things other than clipping paper, much in the same way that carrier pigeons can be used to calculate rips in the fabric of time.
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Post by Lateralus on Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:28 am

Never before has so much fabric been asked so little, from so few fanboys.
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Post by blonde on Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:54 am

having once been a fanboy, I can honestly say that Direct TV is a much better value than Dish network.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by SamiLost on Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:04 am

I got a dish network today and so i thought ill start playing this game :p
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by JWLost on Sat Sep 06, 2008 3:34 am

Birds can see magnetic fields therefore I decided to go out and buy an anaconda.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by Lateralus on Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:01 am

Anaconda, Shmanaconda, I want more corn.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by JWLost on Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:10 am

Corn is one of the few foods that your body doesn't digest, so call Eddie Murphey and let's get our drink on.
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Post by Smokette on Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:59 am

I heard Eddie Murphy is gay, speaking of which, how do you feel about Sarah Palin?
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by JWLost on Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:06 am

Don't get me started on Sarah Palin, I heard she likes to be choked in the bedroom... oddly enough, carpenter ants don't actually eat the wood, they would choke on it... like Sarah Palin chokes in the bedroom.
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Post by blonde on Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:15 am

Sarah Palin is a mother of 5 . She must have a fear of midgets and own the worlds largest harmonica collection
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by JWLost on Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:26 am

Hahahahaha, I just re-read what I said above and wow, if you put certain words together in that sentence.... "Sarah Palin Likes to choke on wood in the bedroom." Good stuff.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by TheHolyStickman on Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:32 am

blonde wrote:Sarah Palin is a mother of 5 . She must have a fear of midgets and own the worlds largest harmonica collection

My Harmonica collection is very outdated, and now we're on the subject could you rearrange the letters 'slot' to make a TV show?
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by JWLost on Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:42 am

The television show could be called "Lots" and it would feature 800 pound men eating lots, so make sure to drink heavily and don't forget to put the toilet seat down so your mum doesn't fall in.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by TheHolyStickman on Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:46 am

Don't worry I will, anyway I like Family Guy far to much to drink Pepsi.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by JWLost on Sat Sep 06, 2008 11:54 am

Pepsi is the drink of the Ancient Macedonians who believed in masochism and mastodons.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by TheHolyStickman on Sat Sep 06, 2008 12:03 pm

Mastodon is a funny word so you'd better give in now JW.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!

Post by blonde on Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:06 pm

Why would JW give in? Obviously, there are advantages to being bilingual.
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