Non-Sequitur War!

Spacemen is a sexist term. It makes me mad at my mother.

My mother made the most wonderful cake last night, but the golden parrot didn't appear on QI last night.

Your golden parrot can go ahead and type my memoirs.

My memoirs would fill hundreds of books,and everytime Beethoven sat down to compose music he poured ice water over his head.

Although Daniel Faraday is a head case it appears that the weather tomorrow is dry

The Antofagasta region in Chile gets an average of 1 mm of rainfall per year, so I'm gonna shave off my eyebrows - Pink Floyd style.

The next time I listen to a pink floyd album the square root of 16 will be equal to capital of England

When the Olympics come to England, be ready for a paper-clip shortage.

Paper clips can be used for things other than clipping paper, much in the same way that carrier pigeons can be used to calculate rips in the fabric of time.

Never before has so much fabric been asked so little, from so few fanboys.

having once been a fanboy, I can honestly say that Direct TV is a much better value than Dish network.

I got a dish network today and so i thought ill start playing this game :p

Birds can see magnetic fields therefore I decided to go out and buy an anaconda.

Anaconda, Shmanaconda, I want more corn.

Corn is one of the few foods that your body doesn't digest, so call Eddie Murphey and let's get our drink on.

I heard Eddie Murphy is gay, speaking of which, how do you feel about Sarah Palin?

Don't get me started on Sarah Palin, I heard she likes to be choked in the bedroom... oddly enough, carpenter ants don't actually eat the wood, they would choke on it... like Sarah Palin chokes in the bedroom.

Sarah Palin is a mother of 5 . She must have a fear of midgets and own the worlds largest harmonica collection

Hahahahaha, I just re-read what I said above and wow, if you put certain words together in that sentence.... "Sarah Palin Likes to choke on wood in the bedroom." Good stuff.

blonde wrote:Sarah Palin is a mother of 5 . She must have a fear of midgets and own the worlds largest harmonica collection

My Harmonica collection is very outdated, and now we're on the subject could you rearrange the letters 'slot' to make a TV show?

The television show could be called "Lots" and it would feature 800 pound men eating lots, so make sure to drink heavily and don't forget to put the toilet seat down so your mum doesn't fall in.

Don't worry I will, anyway I like Family Guy far to much to drink Pepsi.

Pepsi is the drink of the Ancient Macedonians who believed in masochism and mastodons.

Mastodon is a funny word so you'd better give in now JW.

Why would JW give in? Obviously, there are advantages to being bilingual.