wtf is up with jack..

look at this....what.....whyyyyyy....your on ur way over....finally to say hello to the pretty lady ....and....oh,oh,oh...you kinda....trip?!


its worse than sods law
sucks man....

must be smooth....must be smooth..

i mean....look at his arms go man....for god sake jack....

Your smooth

and u kow the worst part...she sees it all up close and in detail...its right in front of her maaaaan!

u can not be serious dude.....

no way u can recover from that!

jeeeez cant look at him mess up any more

Change ya avatar then

Its is a good one mind

so i was just sitting there and i kinda looked over....amd there was this really pretty lady sat there...and i like thought id go over and may be say hello....so i got up....and walked over....and....oh, oh,oh.....ohhhhhhhh....no...no,no,noo

We like it when you trip over yourselves because of us. It's endearing. It means we have your full attention. The smooth ones might get more quantity temporarily until their looks go, but the tripping ones get quality that lasts. You should let SBP know how much you care by tripping over her at least once weekly.

well that theyre was the time i dropped a bottle of pepsi on her boob!?

real smooth

Yes I still have the bruise

beee smmmoooootthhhh

Sassafras wrote:We like it when you trip over yourselves because of us. It's endearing. It means we have your full attention. The smooth ones might get more quantity temporarily until their looks go, but the tripping ones get quality that lasts. You should let SBP know how much you care by tripping over her at least once weekly.

Your spot on

i like to think he pulled of a hell of a recovery....with a touch of charm and humour../all understated with modesty and a hint at humbleness and a big pinch of reality....perhaps...it broke the ice and there were giggles which turned into laughter .

I hope he didn't fart at the same time!

MyStarbuckHatesLost wrote:I hope he didn't fart at the same time!

lmao!!!!

Whats Lost humour without a Jack thread ?

From Lostpedia...the many faces of Jack http://www.lostpedia.com/wiki/Jackface

i know, hes not even my fav character...hes such a drip....sawyers my fav....even named our cat after it....hope he never goes missing...

I just gotta add that I laugh my ass off eery time I see that avatar...priceless

And Sunburned...was the pepsi/boob "incident" a can or two litre bottle?
Just curious

It was a 2 litre bottle

top link wtf....the jackface pics with the tags are haha lmao


GOT TO BEEEE....smmoooothhh

lol the jack faces haha

Lol, hes as gracefull as I am....