Whos up for a line each?

who kiss jack and make kate madder

(in response to lover one)

But Ben was pissed
And said she was his

and he wanted to tickle her udders!

Boom Boom!

Very funny SM, I never saw that line coming.

there once was a girl called kate,
killing step dad was her fate,
she then crashed on an island
that seemed all be pre-planned.

(sloppy )

There once was a lostie called Hurley

His hair was long, shiny and curly

He put on a skirt

and a lovely pink shirt

Now he likes to be known as Big Shirley.

SmokinMonster wrote:There once was a lostie called Hurley

His hair was long, shiny and curly

He put on a skirt

and a lovely pink shirt

Now he likes to be known as Big Shirley.

samilost

there once was a girl called kate,
killing step dad was her fate,
she then crashed on an island
that seemed all be pre-planned.


But then Starbuck showed me it was fate!

yes, there's still time to vote in debate club

There was a tense doctor called Jack,
Who liked the look of Juliet's rack,
But he got it on with Kate,
(He was a die-hard Jate)
But she wasn't as good in the sack.

There once was a fellow named Steve
But he got mixed up alot
With a fellow named Scott
And he died on a saturday eve

There once was this wild french chick
Who's family all got sick
She shot em all down
With not even a frown
Cos the french are all like that I think

(disclaimer - I am half french so i'm allowed to make jokes lol)

There once was a teacher named Arzt
His handling of dynamite a farce
He wrapped it and stowed it
But then it exploded
The remnants of Leslie were sparse

There once was a Dharma Initiative,
Who made The Island their own place to live,
But The Hostiles, alas,
Gave Ben a gas mask,
And they were all killed in a Purge and dumped in a mass grave.

(That last line needs work, I admit.)

How about,

Then they were all purged and dumped en'mass

"en mass" does not rhyme with 'ive'.

As in 'Initiative" and "live".

Isn't this totally breaking with the limerick structure!?



A
A
B
B
A
That's the limerick rhyme pattern!

Not:
A
A
B
B
B

SBP, you're just too maverick with your poetry conventions. You're just
out there, crazy, out-of-control. You break the rules like Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon. You're a loose cannon on deck, miss! You're a live wire. A maniac.

I'm outta here. This fast and loose poetry is just too hot for this Comet to handle.

Oh Angelo, oh Angelo,
How crazy is your comet
You dart around without a sound
Wearing an easter bonnet

Oh Angelo, oh Angelo,
I really must confess to
Liking the way you spend your day
Spouting lots of poo-poo

Great we are starting our own rapbattles now? In lost-theme please

There was airline Oceanic
Who gave passengers quite a panic
815 crashed down
in The Others' hometown
Hope they have a decent mechanic!

The following is based on a ridiculous dream I saw the other night Please ignore any poetic or vocabulary mistakes you may spot.


There once was a girl named Edanur,
A true lostaholic, they called her.
One night she saw in her dream,
Ben and Locke forcing her to join their team,
She didn't have the chance to demur.

They gave her a mission, sublime,
She was going to travel in time.
Then they handed her a weird hair-dryer for her wet hair,
Electric shocks were expected but noone seemed to care.
Biting on a plastic straw, for an unknown awakening, she now had to prime.


(So according to my dream you need electric shocks to travel in time ! I have figured it all out, lol)

The Saga of Boone and Shannon

There was a survivor named Shannon
Whose brother was quite the loose canon
He'd have little fits
When she showed off her bits
On the beach constantly tannin'

Boone always had feelings for Sis
And he had trouble coping with this
He flew to Australia
Said, "Hey can I nail ya?"
And now his attraction persists

But his friendship with Locke helped him cope
So he wouldn't just sit there and mope
Locke taught him to track
And trust him over Jack
Till he crashed in a plane full of dope

And she met a man named Sayid
Who helped out this damsel in need
Till a Tailie insane
Shot her dead in the rain
A thoughtless and misguided deed

Haha that was great Somearzton you !

I should do a Des and Penny one.

haha Eda, maybe you have figured it all out. The island is giving you dreams?

Artz that was hilarious lol

There was a Korean named Paik
A dispicable man I don't like
His daughter wed Jin
Much to his chagrin
Now sun owns the bulk of his reich