Whos up for a line each?

Molly- there was something in the way Abaddon said 'Mr Locke' that made me think of Walt.. Nice poem

Fate- I never thought of it that way I asked Locke what was going to happen once I would be sent to the future/past, where I was going to wake up etc And all I can remember is he told me I would be lying down in a safe place and it was going to be ok, that if there are people around they wouldn't notice me and freak out,lol. Then, unfortunately, I woke up

Okay, here goes...

The Ballad of Desmond and Penny:

There once was a Scotsman named Des
Whose life was a bit of a mess
One day he got drunk
And crossed paths with a monk
Which turned out to be for the best

His silence was seen as divine
But Ruth thought that he was just blind
He got punched in the face
Learned this wasn't his place
And met Penny there buying some wine

They both fell in love at first sight
But Penny's dad put up a fight
Des couldn't afford
The MacCutcheon Dad poured
So he never asked Penny to plight

While serving in the Royal Scots
He woke up confused in his cot
He'd jumped to the past
Had to find Daniel fast
So he could help him with his lot

His constant was Penny for sure
But her number was changed from before
At an auction found Dad
Penny's number he had
Said he'd call her in 2004

Then he went on a race through the sea
In a boat that he got from Libby
Till he got in a crash
And he went in the hatch
And spent all his time punching that key

But one day he was up in the air
And his brain didn't know he was there
And the phone was in need
Of a fix from Sayid
Or else Desmond would not have a prayer

Not wanting so early a grave
He dialed the number Dad gave
The call was received
On a cold Chrismas eve
Due to Penny, his life had been saved

Arzt, i doff my cap at your sir. truly tremendous

lmao

Gary'O

Eda- Keep us posted about your dreams

There once was a lostie called charlie

He had singing qualities matching bob marley

There once was a lad named Locke
As a young man he hardly ever talked

But when he grew up what a Shock !
He wanted do walk-about, but was mocked.

But when the man said no,he hadn't a clue
Because John responded, with ...

Don't ever tell me what I can't do!

Charles Widmore's a punk
thats why his boat got sunk
Now juliet is drunk on the beach
cuz rescue was within reach
Shirtless Sawyer is a hunk!!

there once was a fatty called hugo,
who one the lottery not bingo,
he used some cursed numbers,
got caught up in a thunder,

and screwed everyones life up for good!

there once was a baldy named Locke,
who turned out to be a giant cock,
he was a ben wannabe,
and wanted to be free,

and ended up in a funeral coffin!

someartzonyou that was so good

Azts that was amazing, go on Britains/americas got talent. Represet the losties.