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WHY Locke is in the coffin (semi-spoiler alert)

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Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost Sat May 31, 2008 4:44 am

Because he's dead.

They don't put living people in coffins.


Sorry, couldn't resist that one. Very Happy
(And I'm just getting you prepped for the hiatus between seasons Lojozz)


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Post by SomeArztOnYou Sat May 31, 2008 4:53 am

And I think it's pretty obvious that XXXXXXX is dead because XXXXXX wasn't XXXXXXX enough to XXXXXXXX the Island. And Jack might end up XXXXXXXing Kate in the XXXXXXX, but either way XXXXXXX is definitely dead, and Jack doesn't want to see XXXXXXXX because of all the XXXXXX that went down when XXXXXXX was XXXXXX XXXX XXXXXXX and XXXXXXX XXXX XX. XXX XX XXXX to the XXXXXXXX, but that's kind of a long shot. We've got XXXXX months to theorize about it all though, and I'm sure as XXXXXX we'll come up with some interesting XXXXXXX.
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Post by Lojozz Sat May 31, 2008 5:06 am

No no no it cant go from who to why. Arrrgggghhhhh
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Post by Shamballa Sat May 31, 2008 5:35 am

Nooooooooooooooooooo! affraid

9 months of "Why?". Just shoot me now.
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Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost Sat May 31, 2008 5:42 am

Damn SomeArzt...good catch, I didn't even see that one. But if XXXXXXXX wasn't going to XXXXX with XXXXXXXXXX then YYYYYYYY did the first XXXXXXXX put his XXXXXXX in XXXXXX's XXX? (that sounds dirty)

Listen, all I have to say is that I am tired of XXXXXXXX acting like a XXXXXXing XXXXXX. It's not his XXXXXXXXXXX and just becasue XXXXXX has told him that his XXXXXXXXXX is really XXXXXXXXXXX doesn't mean that XXXXX can treat XXXXXX like a piece of XXXX. Maybe if X walked a XXXXX in XXXXXX's XXXXXXXes the he wouldn't be so XXXXXXX XXXXXX to XXXXXXX.

Sorry, I didn''t mean to use that kind of language here. Everybocy please accept my apologies. If you can't go shove a XXXXX up your XXXXX and rotate.

Geeeeeze...the XXXXX we go through so we don't spoil the show for our friends across the sea!!!
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Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost Sat May 31, 2008 5:58 am

P.S.

For those of you who are interested or Lojozz I plan to post a theory every day on why XXXXX is in the coffin.
Evil or Very Mad

Just kidding...

...or am I????? Muhahahahahahahahahah
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Post by MollyCocktail Sat May 31, 2008 6:06 am

Oy Oy Oy MSHL!!

Tiny though it may be, you just like, spoiled something major!

Poo!!
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Post by Caged_Faraday Sat May 31, 2008 6:08 am

Had to bump this over to Recent.

We can put it back in the Big Theories once the episode airs in the UK.

Sorry.

Debate on.
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Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost Sat May 31, 2008 6:11 am

Well that's why it was tiny in a hard to read color and there was a warning above it.

But...

I removed it anyway.

If you haven't seen it yet you can watch the whole episode online here http://www.sidereel.com/Lost/_watchlinkviewer/13700


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Post by MyStarbuckHatesLost Sat May 31, 2008 6:12 am

You can put it back now Caged...I removed the spoiler.

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