Caption Comp # 22!!!

Its definitely time for a new caption comp



Hurley: "So, like, its just the humidity?"

Hurley: Your internet profile said you were 27 and cute

Martha Toomey: Well you can't talk yours said multimillionaire looking for sexy lady!

Woman: How do you get YOUR curls to look so perfect?

Hurley: I read this book, here, Curly Girl.

http://www.amazon.com/Curly-Girl-Lorraine-Massey/dp/0761123008

Hurley: So you're saying that you're my mothers sister,my Aunt and these are pictures of some of the rest of the family I didn't know I had? Well, we do both have curly hair!

Martha: Well I guess your mother never told you about me, because she and I had a falling out when I married Sam and moved to Australia, before you were born! So you see, Sam was your uncle. Small World isn't it?

Your mother thought you should know the truth, because of you being in the hospital with Leonard Simms. She was afraid you would find out from him, (if he should ever stop repeating those numbers long enough) and he would tell you about Sam (being as he was his friend.)
He knows about your mother and I being sisters.

Hehe good one KSJ

Hurley: "so you're the bad twin?"

Jax, yours is easily the best one, hahahaha... a perfect one liner if I ever saw one!