Non-Sequitur War!
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Non-Sequitur War!
I've really enjoyed all the muffins and the fine tapestries. Perhaps you should sell some of those thumbtacks.
Last edited by SomeArztOnYou on Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:54 pm; edited 1 time in total
SomeArztOnYou- On Jacobs List
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
I'm not exactly sure how a "non-sequitor war" works, but here's one actually said by a co-worker, some 15 years ago:
And speaking of drinks, I don't get paid enough to jump up and down in this dumpster.
For the record, I don't even think anyone mentioned drinks... so it was a sort of double-non-sequitor.
And speaking of drinks, I don't get paid enough to jump up and down in this dumpster.
For the record, I don't even think anyone mentioned drinks... so it was a sort of double-non-sequitor.
Caged_Faraday- Moderator
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
I have no idea what a non-sequitor is, but I do enjoy the odd spot of gardening.
SunburnedPenguin- Admin
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
It's especially nice that you brought extra sandwiches.
SomeArztOnYou- On Jacobs List
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
Nitrogen is not found in Antartica because it is not found in a free state
StitchExp626- Moderator
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
Thats why I shop on Sundays.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
Catgut is not made from the intestines of cats - usually sheep or goat - occasionally horse.
SomeArztOnYou- On Jacobs List
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
Non Sequitur
The phrase "non sequitur" is latin for "it does not follow." If an inference is made that does not logically follow from the premises of the preceding argument, then the inference is a non sequitur.
Though the term "non sequitur" can be used broadly as an informal fallacy to describe any unwarranted conclusion, it is most often used when a statement openly contradicts itself and makes no sense.
Here are some examples of some obvious non sequiturs. The first example gives two premises and a conclusion which does not follow. The second example gives two statements found in the same argument which contradict each other:
1. All cows graze in fields
2. All cows see the moon at night
C. All cows can jump over the moon
1. The solution to this dilemma is obvious
2. Only experts have sufficient knowledge to assess the solution to this dilemma
Though the term "non sequitur" can be used broadly as an informal fallacy to describe any unwarranted conclusion, it is most often used when a statement openly contradicts itself and makes no sense.
Here are some examples of some obvious non sequiturs. The first example gives two premises and a conclusion which does not follow. The second example gives two statements found in the same argument which contradict each other:
1. All cows graze in fields
2. All cows see the moon at night
C. All cows can jump over the moon
1. The solution to this dilemma is obvious
2. Only experts have sufficient knowledge to assess the solution to this dilemma
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
That rug really tied the room together, didn't it?
SomeArztOnYou- On Jacobs List
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
Damn you SAOY, why Ginger Spice WHHHHhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!.... *sob* *sob* *sob*
But without all this bran in my raisins, i would have sold that paddle-boat by next October.
But without all this bran in my raisins, i would have sold that paddle-boat by next October.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
Paddle boat you say??? I was shopping the other day and frozen peas are down in price!
(Have I got it yet?)
(Have I got it yet?)
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
AAwwww peas!?!?! But I was going into Tashi Station to pick up some power converters!
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Power converters?!? But you look so lovely in the green dress.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
Green hats look better on sheep than on hamsters, but that depends if you like curry or not.
SunburnedPenguin- Admin
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
My hampster will only eat Uncle Bens Tikka Masala, but of then again we have our own goats.
Lateralus- On Jacobs List
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Oh, if you're gonna bring up goats, may I remind you that the white zone is for loading and unloading only, unless you thought to bring a board game along, in which case, I'll have the halibut.
SomeArztOnYou- On Jacobs List
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I never did care much for halibut however my car needs an oil change.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
Synthetic oil, thank you; my cat hates to get wet.
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Re: Non-Sequitur War!
Soggy moggies may stink, but my finger nails are getting out of shape.
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Shape-shifters scare me, but paper clips are expensive.
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Paper Clips you say? Now that you mention it question 67 is a bit hard.
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67 is easy, but nothings as meloncholy as ripe bananas
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yes, we have no bananas, but that's never stopped a Frenchman.
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Now for a southern saying:
You can dress up that pig all you want but a flying cheese grater makes my butt chafe.
You can dress up that pig all you want but a flying cheese grater makes my butt chafe.
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