Re: Non-Sequitur War!

by **StitchExp626** Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:09 pm

Today was a day unlike any other of the opposite sides of a right angle triangle

by TheHolyStickman Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:13 pm

Right angled triangles! Those are my favourite, so why didn't you go to see the peanut munchers?

by SomeArztOnYou Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:15 pm

Peanuts are not actually nuts, rather legumes, hence they are more closely related to the pygmy marmoset.

by **StitchExp626** Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:23 pm

Pygmy marmosets are actually huge when compared to the sweet sound of success

by SomeArztOnYou Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:27 pm

Yes, but nothing sounds sweeter than the song that the Great Sphynx sings when no one's around, which only happens when the penumbra from a total Martian eclipse falls on deaf ears.

by TheHolyStickman Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:55 pm

My uncle Jack is deaf but that doesn't mean that the Scissor cutters can't play a mean tune.

by **SunburnedPenguin** Mon Sep 08, 2008 7:58 pm

Tunes make my breath minty if I have a wee first.

by TheHolyStickman Mon Sep 08, 2008 8:26 pm

I came first in the eight hundred meters but it was only because of the new gate in my back garden.

by blonde Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:58 pm

Our garden grows like a bug in water when the wind blows towards the White House.

by SomeArztOnYou Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:00 am

The White House was actually once grey, much like Istanbul was once Constantinople.

by **StitchExp626** Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:53 am

Constantinople is a place where it appears that I have to go buy some milk as the fridge is empty

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