Non-Sequitur War!

Yea my butt chafed once so I decided to go to my Uncle Larrys BBQ.

BBQ? Seems like a special time to unwrap my Pink Mogolian Riding Boots. But they do make my neck seem strangley Scottish.

Only a true Scotsman would deny the lemur king the freedom to chose his own train schedule

Trains every 30 second on my train schedule this will ensure that the Austraian wildlife only targets tourists

Kangaroos are great jumpers, however, I fear the rain.

Rain is usless only Shoe polish can kill werewolves.

Silver bullets can kill a werewolf but I like good in blue shoes.

If you see my brown shoes please let mom know I have a bag of blueberries

my hovercraft is full of jellied eels

If an eel crosses your path its best to eat Aunt Jemima

Aunt Jemima doesn't grow in the sea surround by the blue sea land sea lions.

Sea lions are the reason bluffing at baccarat requires so many car batteries.

If I had a big car battery then the new Star Wars Movie will be a winner

Winners get Gold metals but I still like pizza on Fridays.

Friday's are cool but what if a car tire fell on Arnold's glacier.

Car tires are good for making swings, which is why I've decided to stop eating at Denny's.

Denny`s has great breakfast that is why my hovercraft runs on poison gas.

Poison gas is the reason I decided to paint half of my phonebook Purple.

Purple phonebooks means that

0 = The root of all tiddlewink addictions.

tiddlewink means you love crispycream donuts always fresh at six.

Six is the number that must be destroyed to reactivate the paper watch.

This thread is getting confusing, but I always watch Hollyoaks.

I haven't seen Hollyoaks, and you can probably tell by the fact that my refrigerator doubles as a phone booth.

Phone booths eh? Oh that reminds me did you watch that scissor cutting ceremony thats on tomorrow.